Granny Milkshake

a granny milkshake is what you get when you take your grandmother who has been cremated, and mix her ash with milk and ice cream. Blend it up and there you go.

What do you want for dessert, Tyler?
I want a Thicccc Granny milkshake

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

banana milkshake

You say it when something is dope as fuck.
(Origin is from "when life gives you bananas, banana milkshake

Guy 1: "Dude i just banged that girl"
Guy 2: "Bruh banana milkshake"

by SKELLY_BOI March 30, 2020

Strawberry Milkshake

When a man creampies a woman on her period and eats her out with the blood and cum mixing together

my mouth felt a strawberry milkshake last night

by Damenzo July 23, 2020

Pensacola Milkshake

When someone adds chocolate pieces to a fleshlight, then inserts their penis allowing the chocolate to melt. Then upon ejaculation the concoction is poured into either a glass or someone's mouth and consumed.

I had a long night after work yesterday and came home to treat myself to a dark chocolate Pensacola Milkshake.

by PersonaOfFire April 13, 2021

Pelican milkshake

Being shat on from a great height by a large bird. Used as slang when everything that could go wrong does go wrong

Karen took the day off and left me with a Pelican Milkshake

by Pondmoose November 15, 2021

banana milkshake glizzy

making a banana milkshake by first cutting off your glizzy, inserting it inside your grandmother. then spit bananas inside her and send here to a rollercoaster. now open up your grandma and enjoy!

Ralph was thirsty so he made a banana milkshake glizzy

by z1pxy September 8, 2021

Sexy Milkshake

When your sittin knees down in the back seat of your moms 1984 lemon getting your chili ring ate out from the back by your fathers daughter and sloppy top from some homeless guy in the front while you sip on an McDonald’s milkshake.

My day was terrible yesterday until I was delightfully surprised with a sexy milkshake on my road-trip.

by Wanjarthen November 27, 2021