mid-faced

drunk, not sober, shit faced

mid-faced downtown on the floor

by s dog January 21, 2008

mid-future

The point after carrying out a bad idea, at which you immediately realize it was a bad idea.

Johns car overheated, so he pulled to the side of the road to check it out. Without thinking about it, he grabbed a paper towel and used it to protect his hand from the heat as he removed the radiator cap. I'm sure John thought this was a perfect mid-future situation as the boiling antifreeze from the radiator sprayed all over his arms and face.

by Marcus P. September 25, 2007

mid-vid

middle of video, usually the climax

Dude every time I watch Monster's Ball I fast forward mid-vid just to see Hallie Berry

by CLowen August 1, 2008

mid-air swordfight

When two men participate in the act of swordfighting in mid-air while skydiving.

Guy 1: Yo, the other day me and John went skydiving.
Guy 2: Oh really?
Guy 1: Yeah. We decided to do some mid-air swordfighting. It was pretty funny.

by Someone, somewhere, somehow December 1, 2018

Mid-day Dove

A mid-day dove person is neither a night owl or an early bird. This person is at their most active point between the hours of 3pm to 6pm... if lucky, maybe 7.

Charlie: Hey, it's 9am let's go for breakfast!

Brandy: Eh... (falling asleep)

Charlie: Hey, it's too late for lunch and too early for dinner but do you want to grab a bite anyway?

Brandy: SURE!
Charlie: Wow, you're such a mid-day dove.

Charlie: Hey, let's go out to a bar tonight!

Brandy: Eh... (falling asleep)

by P3PIPER November 1, 2018

Mid-air refueling / mid-air refuel

A mid air refuel is the act of eating or drinking while having medium to large shits.

This act is most commonly proformed on the shitter but not always

This measure is usually only done when time is limited as it saves time eating and shitting

I have to Mid-air refueling / mid-air refuel by eating this pizza on the porcelain thrown

by Bruhsoundeffect January 1, 2019

Mid-log

The time between one end of the fecal matter is coming out of your ass and that same end touches the water of the toilet.

Mom:
Hey Tom come take the trash out!

Tom: I can’t Mom I’m mid-log!

by Cwl2000 October 3, 2018