Listen to Jan

To masturbate vigorously. Coined because it seems that anyone named Jan is so frustrating to listen to that one can't help but masturbate vigorously in the hopes of inseminating the speaker's face.

Did you hear about Leo? He Listen to Jan'd so hard he has tennis elbow.

by Arturo Sandoval September 21, 2009

Listening to Tom Petty

Smoking a little Mary Jane.

I can't bowl tonight, I'm planning on staying home and listening to Tom Petty!!!

by NPP productions December 31, 2011

Listening

The process of reading with your ears.

You've been listening to an E-book.

by new-mexican May 30, 2019

lished

When a woman sits on a mans face, and rides it until she cums.

"Why are you so sticky?"

"Oh, I was just lished"

by xCharliexHustlex January 7, 2014

Lastenia

A nice,down to earth,good looking woman. She is one in billion. She is a crazy girl in all the right ways. The most beautiful wife a guy could ever have. No one tops her.

I need a Lastenia in my life.

by Khcc coffee January 7, 2017

fork lifter

a prostitute who gives pleasure for pancakes and breath mints.

"kc did it with a forklifter"

by veryhar dnipples June 11, 2006

Moe Lester

You

You are such a moe lester

by Spspspspsppsspp May 12, 2023