The London limp

An easy way to spot tourists in London who have done a little bit too much sight seeing and window shopping. Instantly recognisable, in places such as tube stations where they hold up commuters by slowly hobbling down stairs or come to a dead stop, due to an obvious limp caused by blisters and inappropriate footwear.

Goodness, I almost would've mistaken that tourist for a local, but he's got the London limp.

by Limp4London July 25, 2024

limp afro

When your pubes are so covered in jizz they sag

It's actually makes it a lot easier to shave when u got a limp afro you don't even need to put shaving cream on

by Spoon MA anus October 18, 2017

Limp winging

To pull ball skin flat while flacid penis sits on top.

James sat in a cold wetherspoons limp winging in the corner.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

limp bug

Limp bug is where a bunch of guys get I a train and jerk off into each other's mouths.

John:Guys that limp bug was awesome at the party last night.

by Love your moms partners October 26, 2017

Limp dick

Erectile dysfunction

Erik has a limp dick therefore he couldn't bone May.

by JuicyBallsack March 7, 2017

Limp

When a mans penis is no longer erect but not fully shrunk this is called 'limp'. It is usually covered in bodily fluid at this point.

Girl: Common keep going!
Boy: can't... I'm limp

by XBIGBLACKMANX June 27, 2016

Limp bizkit

A invisible zombie who can eat the fleash off of anyone .

This reminds me of that time where i met the band Limp bizkit at a florda state prison.

by Jojomojokojo October 15, 2020