Jared Leto

The insane untalented frontman for 30 Seconds to Mars who thinks he can actually sing. He is also a really big ego maniac with a serious temper and attitude problem. Enjoys screaming and throwing temper tantrums like a 2 year old

Jared Leto is the ulimate jackass.

by Kankuro550 October 10, 2008

lets get right into the news

to be sad and depressed because you are a cockroach

Joe: I am sad
Joe 2: me too lets get right into the news

by chef mate December 17, 2019

Lets Mosey

when a man puts a anchor up his ass and jumps in the water while reciving head.

Uncle paul pulled another lets mosey on the boat in Lake Lealanau, last weekend

by Peachy Pie, Lemon Merengue and Key Lime December 24, 2007

lets make waves

when you go to town on a chick in a water bed. the ripples you create from thrusting are waves, hence lets make waves.

"eyy gurrl, i got a water bed. lets make waves tonight"

by oakland_fan_69 March 27, 2012

Lets be Friends

This is how a guy tries to manipulate women in order to intervene in your relationship with your boyfriend. This is obviously a lie and you should not listen to the guy unless you want to be manipulated into having an affair. These guys do not care about you, they just want to use you for sex and they are willing to destroy your love life just to get in your pants. Once they do, they will disappear forever. If you try to break it off with them because you are faithful, they will make it seem like you are just a mean person, but you are not mean, this person is manipulative.

"Hey you're beautiful can I have your number?"
"Oh, um... I have a boyfriend sorry."
"It's not even like like girl, can I just have your number and we can just be friends."
"Um, okay I guess."
Yeah, lets be friends."
"Sure."

(No, bitch. This is exactly the same as, "Let's just hangout." They are going to try to fuck you.)

by MiseryandCompany October 28, 2014

Leison

A Leison is a small creature found in the sewers. It is highly volatile and will kill you if you find yourself within its range. The only way to ward off this spawn of hell is to send offerings of anime body pillows and nekomimi figurines. The Leison will accept the offerings as a sign of peace and leave the giver alone.

"Watch out, or the Leison will catch you and eat you up!"

by Jujubird01 February 3, 2020

movie scene letdown

When, even for a split second, you begin to think that something amazing or romantic is about to happen, just like in the movies, then you realize that nothing of the sort is going down. After the realization that such a notion is silly and pathetic, you try not to look disappointed, mostly because you don't want to explain your stupid fantasy to those around you, because it's embarrassing.

When the buzzer rang at the apartment today, I thought for a second that perhaps the man of my dreams was coming to confess his love for me, but when I buzzed the mystery guest in, it was just a few guys delivering a package for my roommate. Epic movie scene letdown.

by MissMathWhiz September 8, 2009