laundrologist

a person who is a dab hand at money laundering.

Laundrologists destroy the economy of a country.

by uttam maharjan July 11, 2011

Laundry Perv

That person who checks out your underwear whilst you put it in the washing machine.

"He's staring at your underwear - obviously a laundry perv."

by LP1993 October 30, 2011

Landering

The process where a cat twitches the entire skin over its back in response to a light touch. This causes all of the fur to move spasmodically and the cat to become angry.

Poking the cat lightly on the back with a straw will set off landering.

by UprTupr December 16, 2011

Laundry mats closed

when the laundry mat is closed a woman is on her period hopefully its a small load to wash by hand.

Sorry babe laundry mats closed for 5 to 7 days.

by nellie shoots February 6, 2012

Landerie

Obviously a land filled with dairy products. DUH

Example : The moon. it is really made of milk. But Dairy factories work to. In other word the moon = landerie

by a pirate vegetarian July 21, 2012

Laundromateer

One of those brave regulars at your local laundromat.

"Charles was a true laundromateer. He could even coax free rinse cycles from the older machines in the back."

by Elk Pizzle December 4, 2012

laundry ninja

When you remove someone else's laundry from the machine and replace it with your own laundry, while avoiding detection by the other party

Someone left their clothes in the dryer for hours, so I had to go laundry ninja on their shit.

by failureinfractal March 4, 2014