Landon’s are usually annoying jerks that some how still have a heart somewhere in them. They act cold but are secretly weak for cheesy stuff and are fun to be around. You might want to punch them in the face, but don’t; you don’t want to get on their bad side. If you find a landon keep them, or drop them I don’t really care.
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“Landon is hot as fuck.”
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Get the Landon mug.Landon is a guy that is an overall gamer, he had been playing video games since he was three and they didn't get old until he turned 14. Landon can be pretty annoying sometimes but he tries his best to be funny and he does do a decent job at it too. Landon is pretty boring, he's also pretty insecure about his weight. As for getting ladies, Landon has always been terrible at it, partly because he doesn't really have much of a sex appeal and he just isn't good at talking to women in general. He thinks he will die alone but he also thinks that he can possibly score one day. He also likes Aviator glasses
Person 1: whos that guy over there with those aviator glasses?
Person 2: oh that's just Landon don't mind him, he's pretty much a loser anyway
Person 2: oh that's just Landon don't mind him, he's pretty much a loser anyway
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Me: holy shit who is that new kid
Random girl: oh no one, just Landon
Landon: *walks his cute ass into the class*
Me: I think I’m in love
(Spoiler, I am)
Random girl: oh no one, just Landon
Landon: *walks his cute ass into the class*
Me: I think I’m in love
(Spoiler, I am)
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