What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
The act of placing the video for "Lamb Chop's, the song that doesn't end" on an internet dispute as your final argument, thus stating that you they have no point and you could care less about their opinion.
"Some trick started talking shit about my blueberry muffins. After about an hour she was practically begging to be Lamb Chopped."
"Ahh, nothing is as satisfying as Lamb Chopping a random Troll."
"Ahh, nothing is as satisfying as Lamb Chopping a random Troll."
by Robbanana October 11, 2012
by Stupi dumb ass cun June 21, 2022
by cungeiorwnpo June 12, 2018
charlie lamb is gay
by 911 Alfie Flewitt March 18, 2022
The most amazing person in the world. Josie Lamb's are super nice but can be super bitchy sometimes. There really pretty and make super good girlfriends!
by j_y_l_s _n_y November 13, 2019
A concept similar to the cow patty. However, this alludes to a modest size pile of lamb excrement. These malicious little land mines should be avoided at all times.
by AWiseManSlut April 21, 2011