lobster washer

Used as an alternate term for a BJQ.

Kristi wouldn't sleep with me, but that girl is one helluva lobster washer.

by Fletchilicious September 13, 2009

Walking Lobotomy

Someone devoid of any grasp on reality. Brainless buffoon.

"Why is that man talking at me and making no sense whatsoever?" "It's OK he's a walking lobotomy".

by Lord Rhinestone Cowboy lll May 23, 2006

labia lobsters

pubic lice or crabs

I went down on this bitch last night. When I looked in the mirror this morning, I had her labia lobsters in my eyebrows.

by unitpro1 January 1, 2010

Van Loben Slut

A woman who is trying to steal yo' man

That Van Loben Slut is at it again! She's trying to steal my boyfriend!

by The Badger Love Shack December 11, 2013

Hobby Lobby

An arts & crafts chain that employs its own fleet of truck drivers to smuggle religious artifacts while butt fucking the driver at the same time

I got sent to the rail yard today and pulled a Hobby Lobby

by wolfman87 July 30, 2017

lobby bar

a universal term for almost any given situation or emotion. Usually a great response to lobby bar is "Right in the Fuckin Lobby" Normally conveying satisfaction, "lobby bar" is applicable in situations where there is intense agreement. Basically the term "lobby bar" is well..... lobby bar.

Person 1: Hey so we're going to meet up with a couple of the honey dips for drinks at the Delano.

Person 2 oooo Lobby Bar!

Person:3 Oh yea, right in the fuckin lobby.

by Segretto May 22, 2006

Lobster

A crustaceous animal whose habitat consits of cold pacific shallows and deep sea beds. I'm sure in a few months it will mean vagina.

Mmmm, I could go for a lobster dinner!

Mmmm, I just had a lobster dinner from your mom.

by Waqcku July 15, 2008