what the lampshade

my friend jeffrey made this up. it means about the same as what the fuck or what the hell

what the lampshade man!?thats my shoe!

by maryjo December 28, 2004

lawss

To lose in competition.

Haaaaaaa! Yaw lawss mayne!

by The Mayne October 29, 2007

Lapstick

Lapstick is another term for dick. Usually used in place of the word dick or penis and also can be used as a nickname instead of using Dick.

Thats a big ass Lapstick Dawg!

Wasup Lapstick have any plans after school?

by Nate Cakes November 13, 2011

Lampshade Lovin'

The act of receiving oral sex while wearing a lampshade as a hat. Highly recommended for keeping the pleasurer anonymous.

At the party last night, Gina gave Frank some major lampshade lovin'.

by Lollipoplizard June 19, 2014

läpsch

An unclearly defined expression with at least two opposed meanings:

1. cool, rad, bonkers, often used in context with shenanigans
2. lame, stupid, occasionally also referring to douchebaggery

The extreme ambivalence of the term is an uncommon and problematic linguistic feature. To avoid misunderstandings, the term should be used in an overly frequent way, thereby making its meaning as unclear as possible.

Mainly used as a single-word comment in conversations.

Derived from the German word "läppisch", meaning easy/small.

richtig läpsch

by nocturning May 22, 2017

loose lampshade

The act of stretching one's vaginal lips to completely cover another's skull.

"dude, she pulled a loose lampshade over my head!"

by cody chapman January 19, 2009

Garrett Lawson

A person who never knows what he is talking about and nobody ever listens to them, they usually tend to have very small penis’s and have old men clothing style. They wear new balance shoes that old people wear and are only 5’0 if that.

Dude you see that person standing over there, he’s such a Garrett Lawson

by Garrett Lawson May 1, 2019