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One who imbibes in cooked pets
Jacob: you know who Lauren is?
Josh: yeah that's my girlfriend
Lauren by Bruh304 October 18, 2019
Lauren is a one of a kind girl, she has a smoking hot body and her eyes can't help but glitter in the sunlight. But don't let this drag you in, she is heartless. A backstabbing bitch. Don't get on the wrong side of her, she will cut you and your reputation to pieces.
Person 1: Hey dude! Did you see that girl rat on her friends?

Person 2: Yeah, what a Lauren!
Lauren by AvocadoBean October 27, 2019
A Lauren will always be a 2/10 in a room of 8/10. Lauren’s have extremely ugly side profiles and never care about anything. They are usually free to hang out because they have no life. Once you get to know them you will realize that her beauty is on the inside, and NOT the outside.
You: Hey Lauren, can you hang out today?
Lauren: Ya, I always can, as long as you don’t take a picture of my side profile!
Lauren by Happy face know-it-all November 30, 2019
Lauren is the best friend anyone could have but she doesn't know it when she has more than one friend with different personalities she triyes to act like a more likeable person but all she needs to do is be herself and of outher people dont like it than thay can screw off and die in a hole or burn in tartarus. That's a Lauren and she is dam good.
Person 1: That's my best friend.
Person 2: she must be a Lauren.
Person1: she shur is.
Lauren by Anabeth Chase March 9, 2020
Lauren is usually very pretty and funny and has a stunning body which you could look at for ages and ages. They have the best luck for relationships and are very good at saying no to people if they ask them out. Don’t get on the wrong side of her tho she will slag u off until u give up on EVERYTHING. But if she likes u she’s nice. if she loves u u should feel honoured,she will always put u first and will constantly ask if u r ok. Usually quite heavily chested which is what most boys notice her for which annoys her sometimes. Lauren is a great person to get to know and if u r/ were friends with her always put her first or u r number 1 on her list to slag off
Ooh Lauren did u see that girl over there she has rejected 3 boys today. Guarantee she slags them off behind there backs. Did u see josh tried to kiss her and she turned around and laughed leaving him standing there. She will have a boyfriend by tmw tho...
Lauren by I’mawinner2000 April 7, 2020
A mean person who everybody hates because she tells lies and spread rumours about others that are not true
Oh my god you have turned into a Lauren