eBay lag

1. The time you wait from winning an auction to receiving the goods.

2. The time you wait from someone winning your auction to actually getting paid for the item.
1. I won that iPad on eBay three days ago and the guy hasn't shipped it yet. This eBay lag is killing me!

2. Someone bought my pet rock last week but hasn't paypal'd me the money yet. This eBay lag is driving me nuts!
by Sue Dough-Nim September 17, 2010
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I Lagged

A common excuse for when someone has an epic fail moment in a video game. It's frequently ridiculed as being too generic, to the point that people overlook that sometimes it's legit. Some people have crappy internet.
"Why did you do so bad? You're usually pretty good."

"I lagged."

"Ah, I see. I know you don't go easy on anyone, so I knew something was wrong."

"Yes. If I was having an off day I would've just told you that, but it is actually my Internet having an off day..."
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 26, 2021
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time lag

someone who you want to have regular exchange with but can only contact through filling in forms which often times poses difficulty and/or compromises spontaneity.
me: "hello, someone. how are you today? can i tell you about my weekend?"
someone: "fill in this form and optionally rhyme and I'll hear (read) you out, mate"
me: "but time lag!"
by Krkič May 27, 2019
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The lag is real

When something laggy eg friends,family,phone is extremely laggy you can’t describe the pain.
The lag is real my gra won’t join me game.
The lqg is real an error ecorred
by Graaaaa December 31, 2020
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Vac Lag

much like Jet Lag, it is the tired, exhausted state after a long road trip or great vacation.
"Rick, you look like shit. Sup?"
"Man, went to Cancun for a week and partied 24/7. Now I have bad Vac Lag."
by Sylavendara March 15, 2010
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lag slapped

when your computer experiances an sudden unexpected amount of lag.
I was trying to play poker on myspace but it just lag slapped the hell out of my computer =.=
by yin teng October 09, 2008
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wet-lag

A term mostly used by females/people with pussies refering to the term jet-lag. Wet-lag similar to jet-lag is when your physically and or mentally put on pause due to intense orgasm or sexual over stimulation. Also reffering to being wet after coming out of the shower, a place were people commonly masturbate. Symptoms of wet can include hurt back, pulled muscles(from spasming), ringnig in ears, over sensitivity, being raw etc.
person 1: Dude, did u see Bettie when she came out the shower?
person 2: no, why?
person 1: Look at that fuck-walk! She totally has wet-lag.
by im u fucking sadist17 December 27, 2020
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