Kyle

The male version of Karen.
White priveleged mansplainer devoid of empathy for any individual who doesn't silently accept the status quo. Fails upward. "Earned" everything he has. Thinks equality means BIPOC get to take his job that his uncle gave him. Thinks his opinion should be given as much credit as your peer reviewed study.

Also see: broflake, incel,

"Maybe if you made better decisions, you'd be more successful."
"Shut up, Kyle!"

by Noturgf June 8, 2020

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A piece of shit

hey you see kyle over there.. stay away from him. He’s the meanest person you’ll meet.

by ihateyoukyle June 12, 2020

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A monster energy addict who will steal your girl or most likely break your heart

“I got hurt by a boy”
“Omg he’s such a Kyle”

by Eksaldoomjou September 2, 2020

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Karen's male counterpart. Voted "most likely to become a domestic terrorist" by his classmates. A connoisseur of alt-right propaganda. Paragon of bootlicking.

Kyle! You're supposed to lick the boot, not deep-throat it.

by anonymous September 17, 2020

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did something wrong

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE NO WHAT DID YOU SAY WHAT THE FUCK DUDE STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE

by wertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm October 9, 2020

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Best plant dad in the world. Super swag. He’s confident and ambitious. Pretty cute too. Would NEVER ghost you. Big wine guy. Grandmas love him. Dogs love him. Everyone loves him. He’ll never let your pretty little hands touch the bill #gentleman Only downfall is not only will he cry over spilt milk, he may die because of it

Who’s that? Oh that’s the president of the debate team, Kyle!

by swagplantboy December 21, 2022

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