i left my dick in the kitten

The action of shoving a mans dick in a womens pussy all night

Hey, how did you like when i left my dick in the kitten

by dicksonś kitten owner December 19, 2017

Tranter, Kristen

Also known as Shaqweyqwey, and Kristy Tranner during the holiday season; Kristen was born Jesus Christ Tranter {nee. Bingus} during the last great hippie rodeo of the early 1970's. At the age of two he legally changed his first name to avoid being misgendered as a man. No human on earth can pronounce his surname without their soul being stolen by the painting of Regis Shalley so variations such as Tranner, Trainor, and Tinky Winky exist as apocrypha. The night Kristen was born three angels flew down from heaven wailing Van Halens "Hot For Teacher" on divine golden Gibson Customs. His first words were "Imagine all the people, living life in peace." Which John Lennon promptly stole and profitted from (some say this was the reason Kristen allegedly had him assassinated.) In college Kristen majored in Choral Conducting, or as it was known in the 90's "hand wavy diddly do sing songing", he was an associate of the Czechoslovakian Mob, and a freelance session drummer. After going on six consecutive world tours as the stand in for Neil Peart of Rush, he left the music performance business stating "If Dave Matthews is doin' it, I just don't want to." He later settled at BHS. His hobbies include; hurting the feelings of altos, mocking the bass section, destroying the sopranos self esteem, and fly fishing. While he enjoys his long and breezy career as a teacher, his many obligations to the Czechoslovakian mob often bring him into great conflict with his morals.

"Tranter, Kristen was yelling at the altos for playing minecraft so I stole his cologne."

"Y'all like beans? My man Kwissey T. Tranter, Kristen has got all the baked beans you'll ever need."

"Ding dong, would you like to join the Church of Kristenology?"

by Ghostbustersforwomen August 24, 2018

kittening

snuggling in which 3 or more people crowd into a warm space and nap
(not usually sexual)

when we got back from the concert, we were so tired that we layed on the couch and kittened

by Laura May 13, 2005

Kristen

A girl that is awkward in front of only her crush. She plays afew sports, tend to be blonde or brunette. You should probably not make her mad because she has a short temper. The girl can not grow to be over 5"3.

You are acting like a Kristen today

by Ameriah Mendes April 30, 2015

kittenmouth

A clown-like man or woman who has a kitten's mouth, particularly with whiskers. These people usually collect puppets, and it is custom for them to carry knives at all times. If you want to get on their good sides, buy them nuggets.

Get the hell off me, kittenmouth! You're gettin' blood all over my sweatshirt.. Where in the world is that blood coming from anyway?

by senorita consuelo January 5, 2005

Persian Kitten

The "Persian Kitten", once known exclusively as a show cat bred in Eastern Europe and the Middle East, has become known in the Americas as a sexual activity. Locally, in the Northeast many take the literal translation of the persian kitten. The execution of the kitten is simple, the man or woman holds open their rectum and the partner (man or woman) subsequently excretes fecal matter into the gaping hole.

Get that lil persian kitten ass over heeya.The Persian Kitten... is that when you shit in her ass?

by KingOfPersia April 19, 2011

kitten-flaps

A creative way of swearing using animal combos, most frequently found on b3ta

Also, try cock-badger or swan-wank

"Listen kitten-flaps, it's NOT Real"

by tandino January 20, 2005