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kobe

Something people say when they throw something into a trashcan like they are playing basketball.
Brock yelled "KOBE" as he threw the paper into the trash.
by weirdowoman April 16, 2015
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Kobe

Kobe is a very sexy and buff guy, he has a huge penis that sways at the rythm of any beat that just so happens to be played as he walks. Kobe also has 3 brains, so he is never wrong. You are a very unlucky person if you happen to cross him in a bad mood.
Yooo that’s a huge dick! What’s your name, kobe?
by Big man kobe January 15, 2022
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Kobe Covert

A real ass street nigga that don’t play by the rules. He got 4 bodies and been in and out da pen. That nigga be spinnin shit and dog hoes. He also got members like Jdot Breezy he be coolin wit.
Oh shit that’s Kobe Covert we gotta get inside
by dreqo October 10, 2022
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Go Full Kobe

I didn't expect Bob to go Full Kobe on the second date.
by Miso Grumpy May 1, 2020
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Kobe

Kobe is fresher than a vanilla wafer on Manila paper and enjoys a squanch or two from time to time with sun and lime. Kobe’s crime draws a thin line with a conscious mind right on time. In short, Kobe is long and bangs like a gong while ripping a bong. Kobe can climb mountains and preform a biopsy blindfolded. Kobe is also your local taxidermist. Kobe can be described with one word…One day the urban and Webster dictionary will provide us with this verb, noun and or adjective.
If I Were Homo I’d want Kobe!

Where is Kobe when you need a local scalper
by The philanthropist September 11, 2022
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Kobe's Helicopter Tour

When a girl gives you a hand job where she moves your dick around in motions as if it was a joystick or a stick in a car/helicopter
Yo my girl gave me a Kobe's Helicopter Tour last night bro it was awful she was grabbing my dick around like it was a PS4 joystick.
by Flxke January 20, 2021
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Kobe day

Every day on June 24th we will celebrate Kobe Bryant
* shoots paper into trash bin * “That one was for Kobe and it’s Kobe day “
by Jus me January 27, 2020
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