Taking a knee in the 4th

The act of entering the restroom at work on a Friday evening, 30 minutes before leaving for the weekend, and taking a 30 minute long shit.

Every Friday from 4:30 - 5:00pm Matthew can be found taking a knee in the 4th to close out a successful work week.

Taking a knee in the 4th by StoutSkeeze November 18, 2011

kneecap 

1. to shoot someone in the kneecap

2. to stifle someone or something

They were arrested after they were caught attempting to kneecap a homeless man and now face a trial for assault.

kneecap by The Return of Light Joker May 26, 2008

Bend the Knee

1. to bow down to a king or queen
2. to knell to be knighted
3. a popular saying in pop culture

4. an instant classic single by The Singslayer

Person 1: Hey man, what's that song you are playing right now?
Person 2: That's that new fire song. It is called "Bend the Knee" by The Singslayer.
Person 1: Game of Thrones would be proud.

Bend the Knee by GOODMusicHERE May 29, 2019

Knee Defender 

A two-piece device used to prevent the airline passenger in front of you from pushing their seat back, thus giving you more leg room.

"I'm glad I brought along my Knee Defender on this flight. Much more room for me in front."

Knee Defender by yes juanito yes August 26, 2014

Sportster Knee 

An overextended knee caused by attempting to kick start an Ironhead Sportster. A bike that was notorious for high compression, and kicking back when attempting to start. Young punks these days don't know how good they got it, and shouldn't knock anyone who's ever owned an old XLCH.

Man, I'm sorry, I can't go with you. I got Sportster Knee!

Little squid on your busa, I'd kick yo ass if it weren't for this damn Sportster Knee.

Sportster Knee by Ironheader August 17, 2009

kneebiter 

A fictional insult constructed by the copy editors for the US edition of the Hitchikers Guide to The Galaxy series of books to replace the word asshole which was considered too offensive for the US readership.
A modern example of bowdlerization.

Original Sentence (UK edition of "Life, the Universe and Everything")

"You're a jerk, Dent... A complete asshole." - Wowbagger

Bowdlerized Version (US edition of "Life, the Universe and Everything")

"You're a jerk, Dent... A complete kneebiter." - Wowbagger

kneebiter by coderkeitaro October 29, 2007

knee-trembler

quick sex done in an alley behind a bar. see the book anglea's ashes for reference. first chapter

knee-trembler by Michelle August 21, 2003