Despite almost always sporting a disgustingly foul haircut that may resemble the hair lodged firmly between the asscheeks of some wild animal, Karens are extremely lovable. When not fervently demanding to speak to your manager or divorce lawyer, Karens are devoted mothers, sisters and workers. They are extremely funny and very reliable, you can trust Karen with your darkest secrets. Somewhat surprisingly, a lot of Karens are very very kinky, most of the time these kinks revolve around tentacles and octopi.
by AntelopeIsMyGender February 1, 2019
Get the Karenmug. by xX.wtf.karen.Xx May 2, 2020
Get the Karenmug. A soccer mom. If she catches you cheating, she will shop off your dick. A bit of a tsundere, but very loving.
by You See This Karen? ;3 July 31, 2018
Get the Karenmug. by @@gg11sss December 2, 2019
Get the Karenmug. Is a great lady that loves all the memes about her name.
Karen has hit her stride as she is in her next half century and loves her life. She is loyal, kind and the one to go to for the best revenge ideas.
She's always there for you if you need a ride, a meal or an alibi.
Karen will always have your back, especially in a bar fight.
Karen has hit her stride as she is in her next half century and loves her life. She is loyal, kind and the one to go to for the best revenge ideas.
She's always there for you if you need a ride, a meal or an alibi.
Karen will always have your back, especially in a bar fight.
"Yes, your honor, I Karen, did bring you a casserole. It's the one my friend and I made when we were together on the night in question. So there is no way my friend could have started that bar fight."
by VeganKazza December 21, 2019
Get the Karenmug. Middle aged woman, with bob cut and 3-6 kids
Is president of the PTA
She will talk to your manager
Wears acrylics 27/7
Will demand new food in a resturant if her food was cold.
Gives kids raisins on halloween...
Is extremely religious
An entitled parent, who will yell at the teacher for giving her child a bad grade, for a test her kid didn't study for.
She bought 30 handsanitzers at the store, as well as all the toilet paper
She always has double standards.
Is president of the PTA
She will talk to your manager
Wears acrylics 27/7
Will demand new food in a resturant if her food was cold.
Gives kids raisins on halloween...
Is extremely religious
An entitled parent, who will yell at the teacher for giving her child a bad grade, for a test her kid didn't study for.
She bought 30 handsanitzers at the store, as well as all the toilet paper
She always has double standards.
Oh my god... My poor cow worker, he forgot to give a Karen, ketchup on her sandwhich and she demanded a brand new sandwhich even though he aplogized, and offered to put some ketchup on. Then she started flipping out, and yelling... Then she demanded to see his manager.
by strangerthingss March 31, 2020
Get the Karenmug.