naruto blow job

A naruto themed blowjob is actually not even a blowjob.

It's you imagining getting one, but you "Believe It!"

Yo man, did she give you a Naruto blow job?
You better believe it.

by Leeroyyyy April 11, 2017

floor job

When you find a crack or whole in the ground and you fuck it

Dang! I just got a splinter from my floor job!

by Mvplewis3 August 6, 2017

Cistern Job

The act of removing the lid off the back of the toilet and planting a stool in the cistern to spite an ememy. The easiest way is for the perpetrator to perch with their feet on the toilet seat and poo directly into the cistern. Often seen as one step further than a 'reverse kanga' or 'crocodile skiddy' as everytime the victim attempts to flush the toilet to rid it of its contents it refills from the cistern with a cruel mix of poo and water. Particularly effective as it is often not noticable straight away as there is no actual poo in the bowl but fills up over time making it hard to find out who did it.

My mother-in-law is such a bitch. I am going to teach her a lesson and perform a revenge cistern job in her toilet.

by fish03 July 14, 2009

Grinch Job

The sensual act of recieving a handjob with a grinch glove. Typically popular around the holiday season. The act is generally followed by a meal of roast beast.

I stole christmas AND got a grinch job!

by Scrogchurch December 6, 2010

Stoj job

The act of jerking someone off in anger because they are sexual repressed.

"Steve gave up masturbation for Lent and complained frequently, Rob asked if letting someone else masturbate would be against the rules and offered a Stoj job...

by dave1969dave March 24, 2021

Puerto Rican Lube Job

A sexual act when your girlfriend or wife is on her period and you can't have intercourse. She therefore spits on her hand and jerks you off.

Micheal: You sure are in a chipper mood, did you get laid last night?

Shane: Not exactly, my girlfriend is up on blocks, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Lube job.

by Headhunter Rebel January 4, 2010

retired-on-the-job

Employees who just manage to show up, do the bare minimum, take long lunch breaks, disappear for hours, offer little or no ideas and are the first ones out the door.

Joe just comes in to monitor emails and read the internet. Man he is retired-on-the-job.

by Super Dave77 September 19, 2013