Jewish pain

When you make a sh#t load of money, but could have made even more.

1. I bought 100,000 stocks at 5 cents a share, and sold them at $29 a share. Then, the next day they went up to $60 per share!!!! Could have made an even bigger fortune. Oy veh, I got Jewish pain!!

2. Could have saved twice as many starving orphans in Africa!!

by GoodJewishBoy January 1, 2013

Jewish Broccoli

A good looking Jewish boy who has curly hair that resembles that of a broccoli stem.

Damn, that boy was Jewish Broccoli.

by JewishDefinitions March 12, 2017

Jewish dick

When you get fucked so hard that you almost feel how jesus felt as he got crucified

My wife’s Jewish dick penetrated my poop chute last night.

by Jesus Christ could eat u February 6, 2019

Jewish hotpocket

When you fuck a girl so hard in the butt she shits, and you shove the turd in her gaping pussy hole and go down on her.

“Good game bro, I could totally go for a Jewish hotpocket right now”.

by Yngbenji August 20, 2019

Jewish Shower

A Jewish Shower can be defined as a person only cleaning their face and their crotch with wet wipes or the like.

"Hey you're not that dirty, go and take a Jewish Shower"
"Alright, I'll be quick"

by droop_1_snoot December 13, 2019

black jewish

African Americans who claim to be the real jews

Im a african american jew

by Awele July 31, 2005

Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)

A instant messaging system used by jewish people to communicate through heads so that goys cannot understand or attempt to interprate the conversation. Similar to AIM or Aol Instant Messaging.

Abraham looked across the commons at Sallie and was "Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)" her as she walked towards the tables. Johnny, the preachers son had no idea what they were saying, but gee I guess he did have a comb-over that day.

by Fekakta October 25, 2009