Jizzbomb

White sticky icky fluid that comes out the penis, jizzbomb being a huge ass load that it takes 4-5 seconds to clear..generally sticking to the wall or flying up in the air & hitting something

Damn, i just jerked off for the 1st time in 3 years..what a jizzbomb that was

by Deezy May 19, 2003

keyboard jizz

the nonsense your fingers come up with when your fingers spaz on the keyboard, normally indicating extreme emotion that words and/or emoticons are not great enough to explain

most commonly a combination of letters from the "home base" keys
alksfdjlaskdfjlafksjdfa

Arianna: I can't go tonight, I'm grounded.
Sarah: but dude it's Halloween.
Arianna: 'but dude' it's my mom..
Sarah: jalsdfljasdfjasldkfj
Arianna: cute keyboard jizz

by matsucarianna December 11, 2010

Jizz in my pants

A funny song for SNL that is about ejaculating prematurely.

Last night I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film, Went outside and it began to rain, checked my phone and saw that it rang and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS

by A DUDE13545 March 31, 2009

Jizz Nation™

The current and arguably deplorable hyper-sexual state of western culture in which lewd and promiscuous behavior is not only accepted but glorified.

Swaze: Yo man did you hear that Rabbi Rothstein caught his own daughter in a threesome in the back of his synagogue?

Lou: Well that's not surprising. She's really good at taking dick and besides it's a Jizz Nation™ that we live in.

by Dirt Swaze October 20, 2009

jizzblast

When a guy drops his creamy load so fast that it's direction becomes hard to control.

Damn, Ian jizzblasted so hard he hit his dog, and then the dog licked it up, and then he did it again coz it was pretty damn funny.

by Jesus Rammsbottom December 11, 2008

coffee jizz

The foam that sticks to your upper lip and nose after drinking coffee with foam out of an open topped cup or mug.

dude, can you grab me a napkin so I can wipe this coffee jizz of my lip?

by Zmobie December 12, 2008

The Jizz

When beautiful celebrities such as Kris Allen, Jon Knight, and Kristen Stewart get together for a sexy explosion.

A: Would you have a threesome with Jon Knight and Kristen Stewart?
B: Yea, that'd be the jizz!!

by chasingbrucelee April 29, 2009