16th January

Ehren Olga Day

Person to be honored on the 16th January

by EukalyptusFresse August 13, 2021

Just JoJo January

this is the month in which jojo fans have all power to speak about jojo, make jojokes, references, watch jojo, read jojo and do anything to do with it.

Bob: “hey are you doing No JoJo January?”
Jim: “Nah im doing Just JoJo January”
Bob: “That sounds cool!”

by kakyoin’s cherry January 1, 2020

Jolly jerk January

Men have the right to jerk off whenever they want and nobody can get mad at them.

“Son are you jerking off right now!!!!” “Yea it’s jolly jerk January”

by Gotta love chicken from popeys November 26, 2021

January 22nd

People born on January 22nd tend to be very awkward, but kind and welcoming. They always want hugs! And even though they are born in in the dead of winter they probably hate the cold. They can be kinda clumsy.
People born on this day love big families, and are very generous.

January 22nd falls into the sign of Aquarius although it is in the Capricorn-Aquarius cusp.

Person 1: guess my birthday
Person 2: January 22nd
Person 1: omg how did you know gimme a hug.

by BigDicBowser October 29, 2019

january movie

In January film distributors have to release movies to keep making money, but don't put much time into them the way they do with December movies. The result is a january movie, films like Alone in the Dark, White Noise, Open Water, 27 Dresses, or Fool's Gold.

Note- A January Movie isn't nessasarily in January, it comes out around that time, usually January of February.

Bob: "Hey Nelly do you want to go see White Noise?"

Nelson: "Hell no, I will not see some stupid January Movie."

by h.nelly February 18, 2008

January 31

FUCK YEAH. If you have the birthday January 31st y’all are some funny ass people. I swear you guys don’t like talking to people but you play it off like you do. Kinda like y’all are crackheads but if wife y’all up tbh.

Random person: OH hi!

January 31st ppl: fuck man

by Chillin man December 30, 2019

January 20th

If ur born on January 20th ur sweet reliable honest and good looking

For example if sombody says
Hey u look very good today
U say:that’s because I was born on January 20th💕

by Poppy 😘 December 6, 2020