forum jockey

a person who posts online in a manner to make themselves impressive and is often caught up in his/her own lie by other online posters

posterA: i raced a ferrari on main street with my car last night and kicked its butt.

posterB: main street has been shut for a week.

posterC: haha, what a forum jockey

by rxm6 February 18, 2009

Expiration Jockey

When you or a friend eat or drink something on it's expiration date.

Person1: Hey man you look sick as hell.

Dumbass: Yeah I just ate everything on it expiration date.

Person2: wow such an expiration jockey.

by SilverWolf1009 January 6, 2017

GPS Jockey

Someone who has no clue how to used a readable map for directions. So they must constantly rely on using an electronic GPS but still they manage to get lost!

Stupid idiot doesn't know where he's going even though we've got the address he has no direction bloody GPS jockey!

by Fire4FX October 15, 2011

Syrup Jockey

Derogatory term for someone from Canada.

"You hear the new guy in the copy room is from Toronto?"
"Oh god, not another syrup jockey!"

by DasRip May 26, 2013

Flask Jockey

interpretation or play on the classic prohibition era nickname bootlegger or rum runner

He was a real Flask Jockey, running the booze in and out.

by Wanye March 29, 2015

booth jockey

One who spends a lot of time behind the table at any type of convention or trade show.

One who works a lot of convention booths.

1; "Man look at that guy, he looks bored just standing there all day"
2; "You know, the life of a booth jockey is not that easy"

by Dr_Ninja March 16, 2010

Cum jockey

A man who receives anal sex and allows the other man to shoot a load (or two) inside him, then saving it in his anus. He then goes home to his lover and fucks him in the ass with the other guys cum still in his ass. The cum jockey is probably high on crystal meth, thus allowing this minor lapse in judgment over what is in good taste and what is not. He, however, finds great pleasure in the fact that he is still full of jizz. This must take great muscle control and a true deviant piggy mind.

John is a total Cum jockey! Bill filled his hole twice before he went home to Steven. What a weird way to have a 3-way!

by BaJinxy September 30, 2007