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Ivan

The most disgusting fat ugly hairy spotty person you would ever meet in your life. He’s an example of a hippo.
You are such an ivan
by Hekrorufj February 22, 2024
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Ivan

The sexiest man alive! Smart,funny,sweet,super attractive, amazing lovers,great body,large penis. Can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a ivan you are very lucky to have them in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable ! Be on the lookout for them tho because they might steal your Panda Express!
Ivan ur such a big boy now
Give me my Panda Express back ivan!
by Currymunchwe497 June 11, 2022
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Ivan

He gets A* in every subject. He takes 3 sciences and is in YCIS year 10
Omg its Ivan, his cock is showing out
by Goser June 13, 2022
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Ivan Grant

ivan’s middle name is grant but doesn’t like it :(. he’s okay lookin, farts a whole lot, kinda gross ew.

he’s pretty legit tho. defo in love with him. ❤️
😮 💨damn ivan grants a shawty
by moo04 February 23, 2022
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Ivan Alan Flores

Ivan is a wonderfully and caring person he is always there for his friends and will help you through anything although you can't see his pupils in his eyes because they are dark brown you can still sense he has a kind heart with the softest hair known to man your lucky if you know an Ivan. Definetly has gay bitches. TOTALLY FUCKABLE AND PEGABLE!!
Gurl 1: have you seen Ivan Alan Flores I miss him.
Gurl2:no sorry I'm in love him tho
Gurl:are yall talking about Ivan Alan Flores I'm a lesbian but he's still hot.
by Haventhetrannie February 23, 2022
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Ivan

A loser who has no friends and calls every guy in the world a cutie and does not get over the fact he looks like a toothbrush and gets no bitches.
by semajames123 February 25, 2022
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ivans balls

larger than cow ivans balls are
by yeet 69 February 28, 2022
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