indian wipe

the act of dipping toilet paper in the toilet water after a courtesy flush has taken place during a very bad shit/diarrhea to wipe your ass in a public bathroom.

Scenario: You're taking a shit in a public bathroom. It is a very very bad shit. Possibly diarrhea. In order to feel clean you would need to wipe for the next half hour. To speed up the process and make yourself feel better you can do this. You flush the toilet once, maybe twice so you can get clean water. You then take a handful of toiletpaper and simply dip a little bit of the bottom into the water. Then you "indian wipe" your ass with the wet part of the toilet paper. After this it makes it much easier and quicker to wipe with the dry toilet paper.

by Ahmad Mustafa February 23, 2010

Indian Trader

To say you will give something to another person, then after you give it to them, ask for it back.

"Here you can have this sweater"
"Oh thanks!"

"Hey could I have my sweater back?"
"You gave it to me?... Wow you're an indian trader!"

by cccssss January 15, 2010

indian hill

A small isolated suburb of Cincinnati in which exactly four Indians and no Native Americans live.

"Holy crap, a minority in Indian Hill! Call the cops!"

by Indian Hill minority August 7, 2003

Saint John, Indiana

A town in NWI that is near Crown Point, Dyer, Schererville, and Cedar Lake. This town is definitely the snobbiest out of the tri-town area towns. Although most of the kids feed into Lake Central High School, these people act like they deserve their own high school separate from the "lesser" Schererville and Dyer people who may be just as well-off. They already got their own elementary and middle school so they are almost there! Kids from Saint John act like if you do not have a new house and new car, and new Abercrombie & Fitch clothes, that you don't have money. Also, the kids here like to pretend that they are from Chicago when in reality, many of their parents will not let them go because they are convinced that the whole city is ghetto. The worst part is that most Saint John residents used to live in nice places like Schererville and Dyer but moved to Saint John ONLY because it was the next big thing and so they can brag about how well they think they are doing while their friends in Schererville and Dyer enjoy their paid off cars and homes. Saint John is nothing but Faketown, USA.

Kid 1: Look over there...a douche from Saint John, Indiana!

Kid 2: How do you know?

Kid 1: Well between the brand new Lexus with the fact sheet still on the window, the A & F outfit with the tags still on them, and the fact that he lives in a brand new house in Lake Hills...yeah, I would say he lives in Saint John.

Kid 1: Ah I see!...But wait...how do you know where he lives?

Kid 2: He used to live in Schererville but his dad got a promotion and they moved. I used to be friends with him, but then he turned into a major douche!

Kids 1: Wow that's fucked up!

Kid 2: Eh, I don't care. His house is being foreclosed on now anyway.

by whydoyoucare1 April 17, 2011

indianola

The pimpenst town in Iowa, which is actually not that much of an accompleshment because theres about 50 cities in IOWAY. Indianola is the coolest because we have the most down in dirty celebration, THE BALLON FEST. Theres lots of hot chicks here. We got national attention on Paul Harvey a couple of years back becase of the "native americans" thinking Indianola Indians (our HS sports team) was offensive. We still have then and love them. The Indianola basketball and XC teams are adored by many Iowans.
The only problem with this place is our duche bag vice princeball Mr. O'Mera

I can't stand Des Moines, theres too many whtie people. Lets go down to Indianola

Wow Indianola has a balloon fest? Thats awesome.

I think i'll go root for the Indinas in the State Tournament.

by indianrunner12 March 8, 2005

indian hill

A suburb of Indian Hill known for it's winding roads, great schools, and for being in Traffic. Though people are rich, not all are snobby. Most notable for being hated by the jealous kids that live in the surrounding areas.

Carl Lindner lives in Indian Hill-- the lucky bastard.

by kiss_off_haters April 30, 2006

Indiana

This state can Be Found In The Midwest United States. Also, more specifically, it can be found between the great states of Illinois and Ohio. What's in Ohio, people sometimes ask. I believe the more accurate question is this: What's in Indiana?
An Obsession With Professional Basketball (See Below.)
Summer Camps (Waycross, Hickory Hill, Gallahue Valley)
Fudge Shops (Southern Indiana; Nashville, specifically)
Beautiful Downtown Bean Blossom T-Shirts (Look at an atlas to locate Bean Blossom)
Brown County State Park
The James Dean Birthplace And Museum (James Dean was the only movie star to be born in Indiana; unfortunately, he was super famous (and died) in the 1950s.)
French Lick (where Larry Bird is from)
A Professional Basketball Team
Marsh Supermarkets
Auto Racing Up The Wazoo (The Indy 500 is the most well-known of these events)
Obsessive Weathermen Who Act As Though Even The Slightest Possibility Of Bad/Dangerous/Stormy Weather is the End of the World.
My Old House
Soybeans
Corn
Pig Factories That You Can Smell From the Highway
Camp Jellystone (Why anyone would go to this vacation spot masquerading as a trailer park is beyond me.)
A Highway That, If Followed Long Enough, Will Get You Up North (Chicago, for example).

The Indiana Pacers; you may know them as the team that got into a brawl with the Detroit Pistons during the 2004-2005 Season

by VTP September 20, 2005