The Hoinky Doinky is a sex position that requires 2 people. Person A will defecate in Person B's mouth; followed by Person A orally penetrating Person B until ejaculation. After Person A ejaculates, Person B will anally fist Person A to relax their muscles, followed by Person B puking the feces and semen they are holding in their mouth into Person A's anus.
by BSmith07 April 21, 2024
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by irapeaarvarks54 May 5, 2024
Get the how in the bloody hell do you burn ice cream!? mug.Ah, behold the majestic "Hoinge Doink"! It's not just a word, it's an adventure into the realm of male or female anatomy, and hey, it can even sneak its way into middle names like Jason Hoinjdoink Calhoun! But wait, there's more! In certain circles, "Hoinjdoink" is the go-to term for someone who's misplaced their logic faster than you can say "where'd my brain go?" Case in point: "That guy? Oh, he's definitely misplaced his Hoinjdoink!"
While in an altercation, I tried to throw a punch, I missed and my opponent kicked me in the Hoinjdoink, which dropped me
to my knees.
to my knees.
by Majestic Elf March 21, 2024
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Get the Homing mug.Derived from the name of Christian apologist Kent Hovind. The first use of this adjective is from youtuber and anthropologist Gutsick 'Erika' Gibbon in one of her videos where she described an argument made by the one of the subjects of her video as "Hovindian". Typically used in the context of logical and philosophical discussions. Extremely stupid/circular/intellectually dishonest.
"That single cells can give birth to pine cones is just so hovindian in nature, nobody thinks that."
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Get the Hominous mug."Hey Bro! Did you hear that 'Hoinging Josh's B-Hole' just became a Broadway Musical? Some of the songs include 'The Unwanted Presence of a Finger', 'Oops! I Kinda Liked It', and 'Hoing Me Baby One More Time!' "
"I had to get a prostate exam and the Dr. totally just hoinged the shit outta my ass!"
"My stupid ass kid just hoinged the dog! I can't wash his hands enough!"
"I had to get a prostate exam and the Dr. totally just hoinged the shit outta my ass!"
"My stupid ass kid just hoinged the dog! I can't wash his hands enough!"
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