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Pearl Harbored

When your Japanese wife or girlfriend wakes you up in the morning to have sex, but neglects to tell you she is having her menses (& it's extremely thick). She pounces on you like dive bomber over battleship row. When she's done she casually gets up without saying a word. Then much to your surprise you discover ur lap is a bloody mess. Surprise + bloody mess = Pearl Harbored.
I can't stand the sight of Manhattan clam chowder anymore, after my wife Mika (or insert japanese female name Keiko, Yuki etc) woke me up for some sleepy sex and "Pearl Harbored" me.
by asiangirllover November 21, 2010
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pearl harbor

when 2 people are having sex in the bath, and 1 hires a japanese woman to come in and take a shit on the other, and run out.
whilst mary was having sex with angel in her 3x3 shower, hiroki comes in and performs a pearl harbor, unbeknownst to mary.
by billseph mcdougal March 24, 2008
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Pearl Harbor Situation

When someone does something to someone with out being provoked, and the victim then over reacts.
Rachel threw her phone at Sean for no reason, so Sean broke a plate over her head. It was a common pearl harbor situation.
by Alix McQ December 22, 2008
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The Harbringer Of Torment

Being totaly 0wned, or having someone p0wn you
"The Harbringer Of Torment made me his bee-hatch, he totally p0wned us all"
by Anonymous April 10, 2003
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Pearl Harbor Memorial Bridge

Referred to as the "Q Bridge" by locals, a bridge in New Haven that separates Little Italy from Africa.
Person on Pearl Harbor Memorial Bridge: "Once we get out of this bumper-to-bumper traffic, we'll be in Africa!"
by PersonFromNewHaven June 21, 2008
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pearl harbor

after giving it to the woman from behind you do a good shit in her mouth, leaving her with brown excraments pouring from her mandible.
damn, last night i gave becky the biggest pearl harbor ever.
by chinoface812 February 22, 2008
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Pearl Harbor

An enhancement of the Pearl Necklace. In this one where the girl must be Japanese or Hawaiian descent. The guy must yell "Banzai!" when pulling out of a girl when she's on her back and cum all over her torso in mutliple locations. Then while saluting say "Sayonara!", then get the hell out of there.
I was tagging this hot Japanese bitch and I pulled out while yelling "Bonzai!" and covered her chest with my load. Then I Said sayonara while saluting her, slapped on my clothes, and got the hell out of there. So I snuck in pearl harbor on her.
by El pato dingle July 4, 2010
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