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Loveland Handshake

The act of one or more people lying beneath a glass table while having one or more others defecate on said glass table.

The term is named for its town of origin, Loveland, Colorado.
Fred is cleaning his glass table after him and Mike exchanged a Loveland Handshake
by Valente420 June 5, 2009
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manudo handshake

When performing anal sex, the male reaches into the vagina and masterbates himself with the sheath between the ass and vagina with his fingers.
I came in her ass using the manudo handshake.
by bnasty31632 August 4, 2007
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Chicago handshake

The act of killing someone by shaking their hand, pulling a gun out from a pocket, and then shooting said victim while pulling him towards you. Invented by Al Capone.
John: Hey Freddie,I just saw some guy in the street that was all bloody!

Freddie: Why was he bloody?

John: He said he got a Chicago Handshake from some random dude.
by logmiesta22 December 8, 2009
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louisiana handshake

Sticking ones finger into anothers no-no areas, most likely the anus, and then pulling it out after a few seconds.
Put 'er there and give me one a 'em Louisiana handskakes
by Sam March 3, 2005
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Romanian Handshake

10 american "dudes" sucking 1 big romanian cock
Bob and his friends are sucking Mihai`s cock...they are giveing him a Romanian Handshake
by MihaiMihai August 23, 2006
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Bonobo Handshake

Humans shake hands to greet. Bonobos have sex. Bonobo handshaking- having sex.
Businessman one: We've got the usual meet and greet- shake hands and smile 'sincerely'.
Businessman two: when it comes to greeting her businesswoman in distance, I's give her a bonobo handshake!
by Liakias April 8, 2009
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Moroccan Handshake

This is when you grab a person from behind (preferably buttocks) and shake it like it's a hand.
Leticia walked into the bar and saw her boyfriend's ex-wife, Victoria standing there with some male friends. Leticia walked up to Victoria and gave her a Moroccan Handshake and winked to the men. This lightened the mood for Leticia and created havoc with Victoria.
by nycapbarista February 28, 2009
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