hooker cooker

a prostitute that you bang and then she cooks you breakfast the next morning.

-That Jane, she maybe a hooker, but at least she makes the guy breakfast the next morning.
-Filthy hooker cooker.

by Mrs. Cline May 25, 2009

skank hooker

a girl that finds pleasure in sleeping with multiple men like a hooker does; however does not request money in return, which just makes her a skank hooker.

Boy - that blonde girl from Coudersport sure is a skank hooker.

by annolroo February 24, 2010

fishnet hooker

A girl who is addicted to a guy and will do anything to be with him forever. Even if the guy doesnt like her, she will stay by his side forever.

#1: Jocelyne you fackin fishnet hooker get away from Perry.
Jocelyne: NO!!! MY PEAR WEEEE HES MINE ALL MINESSS
#1: ur crazy beeyatch

by P GIMME March 17, 2005

hooker feet

Nasty, black, hard, feet like a hooker walking the street for some cash all night long

"Damn, Heather you've got some nasty ass hooker feet !"

by HeatherBurros__ May 10, 2017

hooker on wheels

A chick who has sex with anyone with a car, and lets everybody know it.

Damn that bitch is a hooker on wheels!!!!

by tweeks May 17, 2006

pirate hooker

A cheap one legged, one eyed prostitute who services men for extremely cheap. Hopefully she carries around a parrot on her shoulder.

Dayum i skull fucked that pirate hooker sarah riley helluh hard last night.

by siesta October 24, 2006

Hooker

Noun (n.)

A solo artist, songwriter, group, or band that writes music for the purpose of garnering attention in lieu of self-expression.

"Have you heard the new Red Jumpsuit Apparatus album? They're just a bunch of hookers now, it's depressing."

by PescadoNino17 January 25, 2009