horse face

A girl who's features resemble that of a horse.

Hey, that girl on the rugby team is such a horse face. I bet she runs all the time. Nick name: seabiscuit.

or
Sarah Jessica Parker

by reinprecht October 24, 2007

horse teeth

The horse teeth condition occurs in some women when they smile. Smiling causes their upper lip to move up way above their gums, revealing huge teeth and big red gums, much like a horse's mouth.

I could never date a girl who had horse teeth.

by RexGibson February 3, 2006

The Big Horse

The Big Horse is a twist on message board abbreviation for "To Be Honest". Started because someone asked what "tbh" meant, and after thinking about it, thought it meant The Big Horse.

I need sleep mate the big horse.

or

The big horse I don't like that song.

by Raspy November 17, 2004

pommel horse

A)When the chick gets on top and decides to do it like the man.

B) A deuce resembling said real-life object

Dude, I don't think you wanna go wit that chick because apparently she likes to pommel horse the shit outta people.

by Godakajesus February 9, 2006

horse's hymen

Something really tough...very difficult.

"This steak is chewier than a horse's hymen"

"These instructions are proving tougher than a horse's hymen"

by drbollocks October 4, 2008

Horse Cock Frosty

The poor excuse for a desert marketed as the Vanilla Frosty at Wendy's. As a successor to the original Chocolate Frosty it is a complete failure and anyone buying it obviously loves horse cock.

Wendy's Employee: "How may I help you?"
Customer: "I'd like a large Chocolate Frosty please."
Wendy's Employee: "I'm sorry we're out of Chocolate Frosty but we have Vanilla."
Customer: "What the fuck do you mean you're out of chocolate frosty? You're out of real frosty and you offer me some HORSE COCK FROSTY bullshit? I don't want that crap. If I wanted something that reminded me of Chris Pontius in Jackass 2 drinking horse jizz I'd go to McDonald's and get a McFlurry."
Wendy's Employee: "Sir, You don't have to use that language."
Customer: "I find your offering of a Horse Cock Frosty offensive. Fuck this. I'm going to Arby's for a Jamocha Shake."

by Steven Cartman Dangler III February 26, 2011

Horse Barto

A MAN WHO LOVES THE SENSATION OF A LARGE HORSE COCK SLOWLY SLIDING DOWN THE ANAL CAVITY.

Emmett: 'OH HORSEY'.
Rickie: Horse barto save some for me you bad boy
Emmett: ' You want some'
Rickie: Yes horse barto

by FUUSED892 February 9, 2022