A slut of the forest.
A bunch of us went camping last weekend and things got really wild when a bunch of stump hags showed up.
by TroyR6 February 12, 2018
Get the stump hag mug.A woman who spends all of her time with gay men. She hardly has any straight male friends and typically is really lonely and single. she relies on her gay friends to keep her company.
by anonymous hag August 16, 2018
Get the Hag mug.Often used as a joke by lolicons to describe an adult looking female character. This joke shows their love for loli characters, reinforcing their dislike of adults' appearance by comparing them to old witches. This joke mainly became popular among the Blue Archive (game) community and slowly spread to other gacha-game communities (e.g. Azur Lane).
"Fuck, they added another hag to {gacha-game}, I'll save up my {in-game currency} for the next banner..."
- Do you like Sunohara Shun*?
- Nah, not a big fan of hags.. I like her young version though, Shunny is the best
* Sunohara Shun is a Blue Archive character who has two versions: young and adult.
- Do you like Sunohara Shun*?
- Nah, not a big fan of hags.. I like her young version though, Shunny is the best
* Sunohara Shun is a Blue Archive character who has two versions: young and adult.
by Akir0 March 21, 2025
Get the Hag mug.An old wrinkly ugly toothlesss junkie whore who is annoying as fuck and keeps pestering you to do things and argues when a request has been made and has been banged out by a school bus load of men and you could stick your arm in her rank tuna vagina
Jen is such a nasty skag hag nag she is junked out on drugs and been fucked by 20 men and ugly and she things she can use her toothless gums to talk back to her boyfriend
by lolalovelace December 20, 2023
Get the Skag hag nag mug.A gay man who attaches himself to emotionally unavailable men—often straight, closeted, partnered, or just disinterested—while secretly longing for love, sex, or approval.
He gets close to their girlfriends, mothers, even wives to gain access. He offers loyalty, affection, and emotional labor in exchange for crumbs. Disarming, devoted, and low-key strategic, the Gag Hag plays both sides—never quite chosen, but always nearby.
Beneath the devotion lies a deeper script: a quiet competition with the mother for Daddy’s love—only now, he gets close to her to get closer to him.
Underneath it all?
A deep hunger for Daddy’s love.
And a silent hope that one day… he’ll be chosen.
He gets close to their girlfriends, mothers, even wives to gain access. He offers loyalty, affection, and emotional labor in exchange for crumbs. Disarming, devoted, and low-key strategic, the Gag Hag plays both sides—never quite chosen, but always nearby.
Beneath the devotion lies a deeper script: a quiet competition with the mother for Daddy’s love—only now, he gets close to her to get closer to him.
Underneath it all?
A deep hunger for Daddy’s love.
And a silent hope that one day… he’ll be chosen.
“I felt like a total Gag Hag as I helped him slip on the shirt I had just ironed—for his date with her.”
“I introduced them… and somehow I ended up adjusting her veil before she walked down the aisle—to marry him. Gag Hag.”
“I introduced them… and somehow I ended up adjusting her veil before she walked down the aisle—to marry him. Gag Hag.”
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