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Splatter Hag

A friendly woman that is either a squirter and/or displays enthusiasm to get squirted on/in by 1 and/or many.
That guy's mother used to be a straight splatter hag.
by Cole AJ Man November 29, 2025
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Hag

Evil old man, considered frightful or ugly.
Jason is such a hag. He scares small children at Halloween.
by Hunny Bunny March 20, 2024
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hag been

After having kids and moving to the suburbs, Grace could no longer spend Saturdays shopping, gossiping and being fabulous with her gaytriarch. She missed him terribly but had to admit she was a hag been.
by Bourgeoys December 18, 2009
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gorgeous hag

You wife
She is my gorgeous hag
by TNK3rd February 1, 2021
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hags

What someone writes in your yearbook when they don’t really care/don’t know enough to write something personal, but still want to appear so. May also be because the person is in a rush/has lots of yearbooks to sign.
Joshua: Oh cool, Ari signed my yearbook!

Garett: What does it say? Did you get her number?

Joshua: It says “hags”, darn it.
by TriBeCaBoy56 June 1, 2023
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Party hag

That middle aged overly tan woman with wrinkled leathery skin from poor life choices always with a drink and cigarette in her hands that is partying way too hard at a social gatherings as if she were eternally 21.
She’s such a party hag.
by El Pedro de Pacas August 21, 2021
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Tash Hag

like fag hags where women only hang around with the gay community - a Tash Hag is someone who will only hang around with someone with a Mustache. They are very picky about who they are seen with and a Mustache is essential to be apart of the crowd. There have been major cases in Liverpool, Birmingham and Ibiza. Parties such as Mustachio have helped make this obsession easier!!
Do you know the Mauwhorers? They're a right bunch of Tash Hags, they only befriend people with tashes - even the girls have to have one!!
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