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hags

What someone writes in your yearbook when they don’t really care/don’t know enough to write something personal, but still want to appear so. May also be because the person is in a rush/has lots of yearbooks to sign.
Joshua: Oh cool, Ari signed my yearbook!

Garett: What does it say? Did you get her number?

Joshua: It says “hags”, darn it.
by TriBeCaBoy56 June 1, 2023
mugGet the hagsmug.

hag been

After having kids and moving to the suburbs, Grace could no longer spend Saturdays shopping, gossiping and being fabulous with her gaytriarch. She missed him terribly but had to admit she was a hag been.
by Bourgeoys December 18, 2009
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Tasteful Hag

Woman who doesn't wear loud make-up, skimpy clothing, is calm, collective and is knowledgeable.

She knows she'll never be a cute hag and adknowledges it. All in all, a respectable woman.
Elysia: *sigh*

Adam: ...What's wrong?

Elysia: Oh, it's nothing.

Adam: Then why did you sigh? Clearly something is wrong.

Elysia: The truth is... i'm saddened by the fact that i'll never be a cute hag.

Adam: Ah, I see now. Don't be sad, I personally think you're a tasteful hag(^ω^)

Elysia: You.. you really think so? (´ • ᵕ • `)

Adam: Of course I do, you check all the marks of a tasteful hag!

Elysia: Oh, you're so kind, Adam! (≧◡≦)

Adam: Want a hug? ლ (╹◡╹ლ)

Elysia: YES!! (´ • ω • `)
by Autismo_Manifesto March 18, 2023
mugGet the Tasteful Hagmug.

hag

Someone who dresses in popular streetwear and knows all the brands, a true hypebeast
He's such a hypebeast with that jacket, what a hag
by wordmd January 22, 2018
mugGet the hagmug.

Bitchy shit talking ho/hag whore

Someone wanted to mention "feeling bad" for shit talkers in a blog so I thought I'd write this: I DON'T FEEL BAD FOR PSYCHO HOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think someone should SELL BIG FAT CORKS to slam in their mouths because there's SO MANY OF THEM. SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A COMPLETE LOSER WOULD DO. “SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING BAD ABOUT ME. I FEEL BAD FOR THEM.” THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!!! I FEEL LIKE THESE HOS SHOULD LITERALLY DIE!!!!! YET IT'S “SO ACCEPTABLE" FOR FEMALE DOGS TO GOSSIP AT ALL TIMES. At work, at school, out, etc. WHEREVER THEY FUCKING GO — THE TRASH!!!! SO YEAH!!!!!!! I'M CALLING U {THE BLOGGER OR ANYONE WHO THINKS THAT} A COMPLETE LOOOOSSSEEER 'CUZ U DON'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE. KINDA LIKE “PROSTITUTE PITY" — THAT'S WHY THERE'S SO MANY OF THOSE TOO!!!!!!!! L.O.L.!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN WHAT'S THERE TO “FEEL BAD FOR"???!!!!!!!!! THESE LOSERS DON'T WANNA GROW UP AND THEY NEVER WILL BE ADULTS. THAT SHIT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY OR “FUN" LIKE THEY CLAIM IT TO BE. More people need to be conscious of these HO BAGS AND THWART THEM OUT OF SOCIETY, NOT PAT THEM ON THE BACK SAYING “AAAWWWWWW!!!!!!!!" — I MEAN GET THE FUCK REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE COMPLETE TRASH!!!!!!!! THEY AIN'T EVEN HUMAN!!!!!! THEY'RE JUST SCUMBAGS W/ THEIR SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE ———EXPECTING——— PEOPLE TO “FEEL BAD 4 THEM" YEAH — I NEVER WILL!!!!!!!!!!
Example:"She's a Bitchy shit talking ho/hag whore : YEAH!!!!! - KNOWS NOTHING BUT SAYS EVERYTHING BAD ABOUT EVERYONE INCLUDING PEOPLE THEY DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW!!!"
More of above answer: YO — DOGS NEED TO STAY OUTTA THE MOTHA FUCKIN' WAY!!! GO HIDE YOUR UGLY DAMNED FACE 'CUZ U WANNA TRY AND MAKE PEOPLE FEEL BAD AZ UR DUMB UGLY NAZTY AZZ LOOKS!!! HOS!!!! I DO LAUGH AT THEIR NAZTIER THAN SHIT AZZ- YEAH BUT ONLY SO MUCH BEFORE I WANNA KILL ONE!!!!! YO JUST DIE OUTTA SOCIETY — U TRASH AZZ SCUM!!!! GO DIE FROM YOUR STDS U FUCKING PROSTITUTE HOS!!!! SLA-SLA -SLA-SLA-SLA-SLA-SLA-SLUT!!!!!!!!! WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHAT?????!!!!!!! YEAH — I SAID IT ALL RIGHT HERE AND NOW U FUCKING USELESS AZZ HO DOG SKANKZ!!!!!!!!L.O.L.!!!!!!! PROUD TO B ME - SUUUUCKAAHHZZZ!!!!!!L.M.A.O. HOS!!!!!! HAG WHORE DIKES!!!!!! 'Z WHY U TALK SHIT ALL OF THE FUCKIN' TIME CUZ U R A DUMB AZZ LITERAL IN THE CLOSET DIKE!!!!!!!!! YOU'LL NEVER COME OUT THOUGH — U R TOO AFRAID!!!!!!!!!!! U'D RATHER TALK OCD SHIT ALL OF THE FUCKIN' TIME TO DEFEND HOW HOMOSEXUAL U AREN'T WHEN U ACTUALLY R LLLLOOOOOSSSEEERRRSS!!!!!!!YO DIE IN YOUR MISERY HOS!!!!!! JUST BITE THAT BULLET!!!!!!! U KNOW YOU WANT TO PUT THE BARREL IN YOUR ROTTEN DECAYING STD INFESTED MOUTH AND PULL THE TRIGGER U BRATTY AZZ FUCKING RAT!!!!!NOBODY WANTS U HAG WHORE BIOTCH!!!KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!! NOBODY WILL MIZZ YOU FUGLY UGLAY NAZTY AZZ SKANKZ!!!!!L.M.A.O.!!!THE PATHETICISM IS REAL AND NOBODY NEEDS TO FEEL ANYTHING 4 U HAG WHORE HO RAGS!!!! L.M.A.O.!!!!
by This ain't PSUEDO!! May 6, 2022
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fosie hag

The definition of fosie hag is a rotten bitch with low self esteem and not a lotta homies.
"You're a fosie hag," said LaQueesha to that bitch who stole her man.
by ana and leigha October 2, 2006
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Hag Chain

Food chain parody, but instead of brutally killing and eating eachother, the cuter hag dominates the other one in terms of cuteness level.
Warz: Haruhi Suzumiya is easily the cutest hag ever, I will die on this hill!

Wong: You have shit taste in cute hags lmao. It's Yuki Nagato who's at the top of the hag chain, not some annoying bitch with a huge ass eye gap.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 18, 2023
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