The gift of goodbye

A sarcastic parting commentary offered upon the exit of a particularly offensive or distasteful relationship.

So, I heard that you're no longer working at the bank.
Oh, so true. They've jacked up my paycheck for the last time. I gave them the gift of goodbye.

by YAWA February 9, 2021

Griffin

a substitution word that can be used in context in substitution of any verb noun or adjective

dude, it's like griffin:30 right now.
what the griffin!?!?!
who do i look like donald fucking griffin?
griffin doesn't grow tree's you know.
wana griffin later

by Sean&Rob June 28, 2008

Griffed

adjective meaning to do something profoundly stupid to oneself. Named after professional stunt performer named Matt Griff of the late 90's early 2000's who would repeatedly get jacked up and hurt himself.

You see that dude sit on his bedpost? He just totally griffed himself!

Man, I griffed myself last night when I ate the pop rocks and coke.

by Jimmy She'Dazzle May 16, 2009

Griffin

The sexiest motha ever. Such a babe and so hot. 10/10 would bang.

Griffin was so great last night.

by this is not a joke January 26, 2015

GIFt

A .GIF file and/or link send to a friend as a pleasant surprise can also be known as a GIFt. A mashup of the words GIF and gift, respectively. EG:

1."Hey man, just found this! Have a GIFt on me!"

2."Jerry's so cheap - I spent £20 on him for Christmas and all he could get me was a crappy little GIFt"

by Saville Vajazzle December 21, 2014

Gift Bomb

A burst of gifting activity over a short period of time

I sent a Gift Bomb to my sister's baby shower and she was delighted!

by BauerClient January 27, 2015

gift from god

Free will. I'm surprised no one has mentioned this. It is arguably one of our greatest gifts.

I am writing something using my own terminology (words).
This is an example of creative expression, which is one of the many (countless) forms that free will takes.
This is how I use my gift from god.

by Ice Burg July 10, 2006