enfield grammar

lower skls full of neeks and odd guys and upper skl has some leng ppl lmnl but at the end of the day everyone that goes to that skl are gay nd weird. They love county girls and most of dem r weirdos that speak to ygs

person 1: Do you go Enfield grammar?

person 2: I speak to underage females.

by rickylivesforever February 25, 2024

grammar

something nobody fucking uses

Graham:your a piece of shit

Jim:actually its you're why don't you use grammar

by ghostrider2X50 April 19, 2018

Grammar

Completely unnecessary

Grammar

by THE ANONYMOUS FIGURE May 2, 2018

Grammar

The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you’re shit

“Ding dong very hard stick up hahaha” “Bob, your grammar‘s shit dude”

by Dick sucker 9000 no homo July 28, 2020

Grammar Nazi

Someone who writes and speaks English, as opposed to someone who emits any written or spoken nonsense out of laziness and ignorance, and then expects others both to understand them and to not criticise.

"It's 'Hallowe'en' - there should always be an apostrophe between the e's"
"Ohh, listen to the Grammar Nazi!"

by MisterGnu October 29, 2024

Grammar bait

Purposefully using incorrect grammar to provoke a reaction

"Your wrong" "You're*" "LOL, you fell for the grammar bait!"

by Kimp_slayer July 3, 2025

grammar swami

A term describing an individual who exhibits both knowledge and empathy in relation to language use. Instead of criticizing others' grammatical errors, a Grammar Swami gently and privately guides them towards more standard language practices. Their approach is focused on uplifting and educating without causing embarrassment or belittlement, emphasizing respect for each individual's unique linguistic journey and encouraging growth in a supportive, non-judgmental manner.

I met a Grammar Swami who patiently and kindly showed me how to use language better, guiding me towards improvement without making me feel embarrassed or small.

by SalvyZ July 25, 2023