owen gordon

a big man that loves eating mcdonalds daily

he is such a owen gordon, he wont stop ordering door dash mcdonalds!

by somebody not the silly goose December 15, 2023

Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses

Created by the supernova of UY Scuti in the REDACTED period, Gordon had only one thought in his mind. Destroy. Gordon's 6 chicken legs can reach incalculable speeds. His turtle-like shell functions as an indestructible shield capable of protecting against anything. Gordon has 6 tentacles that have the capacity to decimate anything they touch. Gordon is a force to be feared. Gordon can not be stopped.

Person 1: "What is that?"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"

by Steven The Absolute Idiot October 17, 2022

cameron gordon

definition of no hoes

person 1: cameron gordon gets ne bitches him
person 2: and he’s fat

by Guagaga July 01, 2022

gordon-martin

Very weird fun people to hang around and when your around them there is never a dull moment

A party with alchol and alot of laughter and one person is giving all the jokes that is a gordon-martin

by Lexgm November 13, 2013

henry gordon

A person who is always lying about everything in life. He tries to be the center of attention but very few people like him

Did you see Henry Gordon, he is such a liar.

by harshilthecommercial October 09, 2017

Gordon Freeman

The combine's worst fucking nightmare.

"Oh shit, it's Gordon Freeman."
"We're fucked."

by requiemsrequiem July 09, 2023

Gordon Freeman

The Messiah

"All hail Gordon Freeman, The One Free Man!"

by P-Body Pal May 27, 2021