goon

1) an ice hockey player whose sole purpose is bodycheck, intimidate, and pick fights with opposing player
2) someone who intimidates and/or roughs up others for money

1) That number 12 on the other team is a goon! He spent more time in the penalty box than any other player!
2) What! Jones' Appliance Store won't pay protection money? Have a couple goons give Jones a godd "talking-to," if you know what I mean.

by Silky Smooth January 7, 2004

goon squad

A group of uneducated "buff" guys, who think they're the shit and put plastic spinning hub caps on their Dodge Neons. They drive around town blaring rap music but no one has the heart to tell them their radio sounds like a dying animal. Their pants are permanently stationed around their ankles and they call themselves pimps but the truth is the only girl that ever gives them lovins is their mamas.

"look Kate, here comes the goon squad to hit on us again"

by tree tree and shrub shrub October 18, 2009

gooing

when a girl and a boy show any sign of affection for eachother. this can be anything from holding hands, talking on the phone or even making out.

no one is allowed to show PDA at youth group ever since some couple was caught gooing in the parking lot and got caught by a parent

by kaylala March 29, 2007

Goon

Goon is an alcoholic beverage which is widely consumed in Australia. Goon is cheap wine that usually costs between $8 -$30 for 4 litres, and comes in a cardboard box (cask). The is wine kept inside by a plastic foil lined bag. This bag is the pinnacle of drinking paraphernalia in Australian culture, up with the Beer Bong and Yard Glass. Consumers of Goon often mix it with other alcohols or mixers to improve the taste or make it more potent (more so, potency). After the cask has been consumed, the cardboard box is discarded, leaving the bag as a very functional pillow (the decanting valve in the bag is surprisingly air tight), or a trophy signifying an iron stomach. Used bags can be found in parks, road sides, McDonalds car parks, inside tray backs of Utes and in garden beds, often where the patron had a nap to wear off the effects. The signature game of the Wine Cask is Goon Of Fortune. The bag (or bags, depending on how keen the partygoers are) is traditionally pegged to a Hills Hoist clothesline, and spun around. Players are required to take a swig if the bag stops in front of them. Those left standing are considered the winners!

Oi Wazza! Did you remember to pick up the goon from the Bottleo? I've oiled the clothesline and there's no bindi-eyes behind the shed!

by Kryten_2X4B_523P July 24, 2016

goon

thug to be hired by a mob boss or higher authority to do sum 'DIRT'

my goon did my work for me

by blazest the mostest February 10, 2008

goon

1-Person of dubious mental capacity.
2-One whom does not possess sound reasoning.
3-Hired muscle.
4- Character populating the strange island in popeye.

1 - "Ha look at that goon!"
2- "Ed Littlechild is such a goon"
3- "Quick lets bust a move before they send in the goons"

by olive April 16, 2005

my silvery bag of goodness

a fancy way of saying goon. cheap cask wine. it was been released from contrictions of its classy cardboard box and roams freely

bazz: hey Gazz, want a beer?
Gazz: no need mate, i will simply suckle from my silvery bag of goodness to my hearts content.
Bazz: i wish i'd thought of that, makes a nice hat too.

by Anje October 14, 2003