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Snow Goon

Northern hemisphere lowlife. Does less than legal activities in the winter months. Likely a construction worker, generally has a snowmobile and ATV. Mud tires on his pickup that’s worth more than his house. Commonly has monster import stickers on his steering wheel. Decent to average size penis length, above average girth.
Yo, Craig’s wife got knocked up by a Snow Goon.
by Thunderdick December 3, 2021
mugGet the Snow Goonmug.

goon rage

when goonie comes to chathour and starts raging and slapping her ax wound to everyone shes jealous of
goons came to chat and went on a goon rage
by clab420 October 27, 2023
mugGet the goon ragemug.

aqua goon

"aqua goon", referring to a minion, of the player Aquadorix in N the jojo game.
This kid is an aqua goon, he's helping him.
by N Blacks July 19, 2023
mugGet the aqua goonmug.

Red Goon

"Why would you drink red goon it tastes like the devil's piss?"
by shesparalytic October 26, 2018
mugGet the Red Goonmug.

Goon Squad

Most dangerous organization known to man. Contains 6 carefully chosen council members. Reece is banned. Goon Squad runs this shit.
I wouldn’t mess with the Goon Squad. We all know the consequences that will follow. Look what happened to Reece!
by Schlong Dong Gooner June 28, 2022
mugGet the Goon Squadmug.

Violent goon

Block 6 said this in the latest plugged in with fumez the engineer

This sentence means these goons are not shotters however they are killers and aggressive
Quinton: Tabitha will get some violent goons onto me
Joseph:that’s peak you have yo ask him to bless it
by I'm not a badman I'm a badboy September 9, 2020
mugGet the Violent goonmug.

goon udder

You strap a series of goon sacks together (the silver bag that holds the wine in boxed wine) so that it looks like an udder. It provides you with ease of consumption. Warning it will likely involve you lying in a gutter, covered in your own vomit and crying about your ex.
After my break up with Cori I really need to just make a goon udder and slowly give myself liver cancer, because a nice life is no longer an option for me.
by Socks22 July 16, 2017
mugGet the goon uddermug.

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