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Peyton Golden

by Totally not peyton February 1, 2022
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Golden Creampie

A fresh take on an old classic - following quickly after the ejaculation part of the traditional creampie, and while still fully erect, the dude urinates inside said creampied hole to create a rich, golden slurry that then oozes out, thus creating the Golden Creaampie.

Side note: the Golden Creampie can also be attained by ejaculating and pissing simultaneously, though this maneuver takes much training and zen mastery.
Yo, see that brunette over there? I wouldn't that just Creampie that ass, I'd Golden Creampie that shit.
by Chief Wataguh June 24, 2016
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golden nectar

"pass the golden nectar yute"

-passes an estrella
by 12dht February 6, 2020
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Golden Pilgrim

When the guy behind you is doing you in the ass and his load was so big that it found its way up your intestines, stomach, throat and out your mouth.
So this guy was doing me from behind and he sent his golden pilgrim straight out my mouth.
by redditwashere October 20, 2010
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Golden Foxglove

This is the term used by campers and adventures to help remove flies from their campsite whilst sleeping.

By defecating in the corner of the campsite, and mixing it with urine, this concoction will effectively draw all insects and flies away from the respective camper, therefore allowing for a more relaxing sleep.
This mixture of urine and excrement used for the purposes of attracting insects is known as the Golden Foxglove
Andrew couldn't sleep whilst camping in the Amazon, so he had to resort to brewing a Golden foxglove in the corner to remove the flies from his face. Luckily he had beans that night
by juniorShrimp April 23, 2010
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golden wonder

An expression derived from a leading brand name of crisps (potato chips) in the UK.

Taken from the sexual activity of a “Golden Shower” – This is the practice of urinating on a sexual partner.

Essentially a “Golden Wonder” is (hopefully!) an entirely fictitious sexual practice - involving the practice of urinating into a half empty crisp packet and bursting it loudly over a naked and prostrate girl.

The term itself is then used to define how “liberated” a lady’s outlook may be in the bedroom.
“Met this girl last night and she was filthy as anything – threw me round the bedroom like a rag doll!”
“Golden Wonder?”
You betcha!”
by Mark Curtis April 6, 2005
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Golden Rule

Biblical proverb "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you." Ironically, it was originally called the Silver Rule; invented by Confuscious.

It's inherently flawed because it only works if the person wants to be treated exactly like you.
"The real Golden Rule should go something like "Do unto others as you they would do unto themselves." -Gamache
by desperryado October 3, 2005
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