A syndrome in which your judgement is clouded by your desperate desire for fornication. As if you were viewing the entire world through your penis. Similar to severe beer goggles.
Oh man, I think I have penis goggles syndrome cause that fatchick looks like chance for a giant tittfuck
by niggman star33 August 13, 2011
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Millsy:'I've no idea but he looks a right fuckin goggle box!! 'Ahhahahah'
Millsy:'I've no idea but he looks a right fuckin goggle box!! 'Ahhahahah'
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A person who was a mainstream geek, wannabe hipster and know-it-all. Regular smart-ass, the guy who, on a regular bases, annoys the hell out of people with his sarcastic-attitude and usually gets bitch-slapped or worse, shunned by everyone for it.
For one to be a gogli it is of grave importance for him to have an epiphany of sorts and thus try to mend his socially unacceptable behavior by going out of his way to be nice to his friends and others. A gogli has to be transformed at some point, he can't just stay bitchy forever.
Usually, a gogli is quite cute, however, he is bald and/or wears glasses. This doesn't tend to turn girls off, on the contrary, they take a strange liking to him and his oddball goofs and usual gaffe, making him their pet project and guilty pleasure they text at night after their boyfriends roll around and go to sleep.
He's an architect turned designer, his hobbies are photography and reading Wallpaper*. Loves cashmere and thinks 16 Year Old Single Malt Lagavulin is a man's drink, doesn't really have cash for either. You'd think he was gay if it weren't for all the gossip that he's well endowed that hot girls spread around.
He means well but can lack tact. He weeps on occasion and thinks every girl is the girl of his dreams. She's not.
Gogli is an all around cool guy, a good person and can be quite useful for stuff.
Like punching in the face.
For one to be a gogli it is of grave importance for him to have an epiphany of sorts and thus try to mend his socially unacceptable behavior by going out of his way to be nice to his friends and others. A gogli has to be transformed at some point, he can't just stay bitchy forever.
Usually, a gogli is quite cute, however, he is bald and/or wears glasses. This doesn't tend to turn girls off, on the contrary, they take a strange liking to him and his oddball goofs and usual gaffe, making him their pet project and guilty pleasure they text at night after their boyfriends roll around and go to sleep.
He's an architect turned designer, his hobbies are photography and reading Wallpaper*. Loves cashmere and thinks 16 Year Old Single Malt Lagavulin is a man's drink, doesn't really have cash for either. You'd think he was gay if it weren't for all the gossip that he's well endowed that hot girls spread around.
He means well but can lack tact. He weeps on occasion and thinks every girl is the girl of his dreams. She's not.
Gogli is an all around cool guy, a good person and can be quite useful for stuff.
Like punching in the face.
If we don't invite our gogli to the party, we won't have anyone to bitch at or poor beer on.
But, honey, this gogli has a huge penis, (no, really, you have to see it!) it's not my fault I cheated on you - it was that monster tempting me!
The slut cheated on me with a gogli and thought I wouldn't read about it on his Twitter.
Gogli's photography is amazing, I wish I could be his girlfriend.
Ted Mosby from HIMYM is such a gogli, except he has a career, isn't really bald and apart from having 20/20 vision, he has a TV show revolving around his bipolar life.
I dumped a gogli and my life sucks now.
But, honey, this gogli has a huge penis, (no, really, you have to see it!) it's not my fault I cheated on you - it was that monster tempting me!
The slut cheated on me with a gogli and thought I wouldn't read about it on his Twitter.
Gogli's photography is amazing, I wish I could be his girlfriend.
Ted Mosby from HIMYM is such a gogli, except he has a career, isn't really bald and apart from having 20/20 vision, he has a TV show revolving around his bipolar life.
I dumped a gogli and my life sucks now.
by bbgabng November 1, 2011
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Get the floppy goggles mug.These are obnoxious sunglasses worn by women. They usually are over embellished with crystals, have lenses and frames that are so huge they cover the entire eye socket and brow bone, and are cheap, trashy designer knock-offs hence fit for a slut.
Marcy's slut goggles were a cheap knock off of the latest D&G sunglasses. The frame temples had the initials G&D on them. How tacky can you get?
by FASH1976 September 8, 2009
Get the slut goggles mug.Noun. Sport sunglasses; often gaudy, angular, and racy. Lenses are often (though not always) reflective, showcasing colors that don't occur in nature (such as Nuclear Orange or Pandemic Purple). Occasionally worn by guidos, more often worn by rednecks, always worn by douches. Occasionally worn indoors (this is a tell-tale habit of douches the world over).
Douche goggles can be manufactured by any company (none are exempt), as it is the APPLICATION, not the make, of said sunglasses that determines their (the glasses') douchey characteristics.
See also: Douche, Douchebag, Guido, Redneck
Douche goggles can be manufactured by any company (none are exempt), as it is the APPLICATION, not the make, of said sunglasses that determines their (the glasses') douchey characteristics.
See also: Douche, Douchebag, Guido, Redneck
That guy's always fucking wearing his fucking douche goggles. He's a piece of shit.
His douche goggles make his douchery all the more palpable.
His douche goggles make his douchery all the more palpable.
by Chutzler May 22, 2009
Get the Douche Goggles mug.The condition induced by the lack of available females at RIT. This is similar to beer goggles in that it will cause males to be attracted to otherwise unattractive females.
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