Snatch Goblin

A derogatory term for a heterosexual male or a homosexual female. Referring to one who spends more time in the depths of a vaginal abyss rather than out, interacting, in the real world.

Jenna: "Hey, where's David?"
Tom: "Oh, he's stuck between Kylie's thighs again."
Jenna: "Oh my god, he is such a snatch goblin."
Tom: "True that."

by oogabooga456 May 22, 2013

guilt goblins

These are pesky little monsters who try to induce feelings of guilt or self loathing. They normally arrive the morning after a very heavy night out.

"I was so fucked last night - can't remember anything - I'm laying in bed surrounded by guilt goblins and bad news bears"

by MajorTrouble August 27, 2013

Porn Goblin

Someone who watches porn a lot, too much in some cases. A porn goblin may be secretive about their porn watching habits others may be open about it.

Fred "I don't watch that much porn!"
Bob "Don't lie Fred we all know you're a porn goblin"

by secretslut October 17, 2013

glory goblin

Any male posing as a female to give men oral sex though a Glory Hole.

Many men are unaware that on the other side of the Glory Hole may be another male, or what we call a "Glory Goblin" .

by PMitrano January 14, 2016

Achilles goblin

Goblin that hides under bleachers or any other object that leaves a space for your heel and slices the tendon on your heel

The Achilles goblin sliced my Achilles heel and I couldn't find him

by Dat1dude but n0t rea11y him July 15, 2016

sneaky goblin

When man/woman farts and it rolls to the front and, oh so delicately, tickles the balls/clitoris.

Yo bro, you seem a little tense...hemorroids acting up? Nah, just a sneaky goblin.

by Jrmoragf July 18, 2017

gut goblin

A term to be used for a fat/ugly woman's baby or an ugly baby

Nicole keeps talking about her Little Gut Goblin

by DaFinchyCode August 28, 2017