pedo goatie

A poor excuse for a shabby attempt at growing a beard. Usually worn by middle aged pedos who have given up trying to grow a #proper beard

"Shit the effin bed, what's that growing on your chin?"

"Its a beard!"

"No its not, its a pedo goatie"

by MrsDLT January 3, 2016

love goats

An illogical reference used in a text conversation to distract from the current conversation.

Preston sent the text "Love goats" to distract from everyone in the group chat from making fun of him.

by Crowned40 July 15, 2017

#billy-goating

when your own cousin sits on your face and rubs her wet pussy all on your billy goat

yo bro she sat on my face and rubbed all her juices on my billy goat .. #billy-goating

by uncleb September 5, 2018

The Goats of long island

The superior group of Goats from the amazing place we all know, Long island. The home of japs and fbois but also the best sport in the world.... Lacrosse. The goats include kobri14 danilax smesco cbcavs. They are high class Goats who are better than everyone else. Their insta page is amazing. @thegoatsoflongisland. The Goats are amazing. As the merrick kids know “Kobri14 the goat from the start, she’ll pull up steal your man then break his heart” whoever rapped this is a LEGEND

Wow the Goats of Long Island are so cool i wish i could be them!!

by tgoli September 28, 2018

GTKT (Goats of The Knight Table)

The official Shadow Council of Spellbreak that is responsible for maintaining the good that remains amongst the Breakers in the Hollowlands.

GTKT (Goats of The Knight Table) are the Breakers responsible for the return of the Blink rune!

by nikku_uwu November 14, 2019

Billy Goating

When a female is engaged in sexual intercourse with a man with a long goatee or beard, and the female grips his goatee or beard hair for stability as he thrusts into her.

"Bruh, I was speed-thrusting this chick straight missionary and she was Billy Goating me for leverage while I pounded it!"

by Josh0351 January 11, 2020

baby goats mouth

mason daciuk favorite words

“this makes me want to stick my penis in a baby goats mouth!”

by urdad1938 May 31, 2021