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Goat Wedgie

The movement of when you pick your wedgie and a goat falls out of it. ๐Ÿ
โ€œUncle Jim just told me about his goat wedgie at the senior plunge last nightโ€
by KANYEWEST!!! June 11, 2019
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just goating

A kid is a baby goat so this is the adult version of just kidding.
Danielle: Kevin is such an asshole.
(in walks Kevin)
Kevin: What?
Danielle: Just goating!
by DanielleRocks! June 15, 2011
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Man Goat

An animal that has a goat body and a mans head, completely real.

I guess in short, you could call it a furry.
by NatsukiKonaKon January 16, 2010
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Goat story

the most beautiful movie to ever exist

it's about some guy called jimmy and goat who move to Prague where jimmy meets a girl with some boob nails called cady and Goat gets jealous
it also has this guy called Mathew who gets bullied by these guys for being poor and they ruin his plans for the clock (this old man is building a clock)by making them stinky so he makes a deal with the devil where he gets this fire trim

also, these two guards have a secret gay relationship and the ending is actually insane and it's free on youtube so go watch it I guess
guy: have you seen Goat story??

guy 2: yes I love to MAKE IT STINKY
by veryreallygood January 15, 2022
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Goat beard

Noun

A woman who has straight pubic hair, thereby resembling a goat's beard.

Synonyms: pubes, pubic hair.

#pubes #mons pubis #vulva #yoni
"My hair down there is so straight, it looks like a goat beard.
by Aurora Blew March 11, 2017
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dead goated

The terrible smell of your snowboard boots after a day of riding
awww nigga i was poachin dat shit all day but my boots is dead goated
by Crunktoberfest February 18, 2008
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Gamble Goat

To be a Gamble Goat is to be a genius at gambling. This honour can only be bestowed upon the wisest of gamblers. The first gambler to receive this rank is known by many as Spence 'The Gamble Goat'. However there have been few since to receive the rank of Gamble Goat.

Gamble Goat status can be achieved by gambling big wins on the slaps and a habit of suiting these. It can also be achieved by non-stop winning when placing $10 on single numbers in roulette and shouting "GAMBLE GOAT" and placing two horns on your head using closed fists. When doing this you are guaranteed a win, if you don't win then your machine or the dealer is corrupt.
To be officially entered into the 'GOAT of Fame', an original Gamble Goat member must be ready to simultaneously shout "Gamble Goat!" and then proceed to lock fist horns. You'll notice a number of changes when becoming a Gamble Goat. These include; your penis growing 10 inches.
"GAMBLE GOAT" (Then proceeding to win gambling)
"Dude you're addicted to gambling." - Peasant "Fuck off bro, I'm a Gamble Goat! I can never lose" - Official Gamble Goat
by THE GAMBLE GOAT October 7, 2019
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