To be a Gamble Goat is to be a genius at gambling. This honour can only be bestowed upon the wisest of gamblers. The first gambler to receive this rank is known by many as Spence 'The Gamble Goat'. However there have been few since to receive the rank of Gamble Goat.
Gamble Goat status can be achieved by gambling big wins on the slaps and a habit of suiting these. It can also be achieved by non-stop winning when placing $10 on single numbers in roulette and shouting "GAMBLE GOAT" and placing two horns on your head using closed fists. When doing this you are guaranteed a win, if you don't win then your machine or the dealer is corrupt.
To be officially entered into the 'GOAT of Fame', an original Gamble Goat member must be ready to simultaneously shout "Gamble Goat!" and then proceed to lock fist horns. You'll notice a number of changes when becoming a Gamble Goat. These include; your penis growing 10 inches.
Gamble Goat status can be achieved by gambling big wins on the slaps and a habit of suiting these. It can also be achieved by non-stop winning when placing $10 on single numbers in roulette and shouting "GAMBLE GOAT" and placing two horns on your head using closed fists. When doing this you are guaranteed a win, if you don't win then your machine or the dealer is corrupt.
To be officially entered into the 'GOAT of Fame', an original Gamble Goat member must be ready to simultaneously shout "Gamble Goat!" and then proceed to lock fist horns. You'll notice a number of changes when becoming a Gamble Goat. These include; your penis growing 10 inches.
"GAMBLE GOAT" (Then proceeding to win gambling)
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"Dude you're addicted to gambling." - Peasant "Fuck off bro, I'm a Gamble Goat! I can never lose" - Official Gamble Goat
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Synonyms: pubes, pubic hair.
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