GLOAT

Greatest Liar Of All Time

"Cohen is the GLOAT - Greatest Liar Of All Time. Cohen lied to each and every one of you." -- Trump's Lawyer Todd Blanche, Trump NY Case 5/2024

by hitek vagabond May 29, 2024

Glorble

She glorble on my meat
after that I straight up jorked my peenits

She glorble real good aaaahh

by glorbles123 May 31, 2024

gloatwatch

To watch the news or other entertainment while gloating over how you were right

I Gloatwatched the news for three days after the president was impeached

by Assor Eloc May 31, 2024

GLofton

Always checks on you and wants to make sure you are OK. Knows your past and reminds you who you are. You will always find comfort in his presence. Truly one of your best friends that will always love you no matter what.

GLofton makes my day anytime I see him.

by RaytheDuke June 1, 2024

Glorbulon

Glorbulon houses many Glorbulonians of the extraterrestrial kind, the Glorbulonian species is often green in shade with antennae and depending on the area they may have fur. Glorbulon is a bit twisted in terms of marriage. Don't talk about it. I mean it stop fucking asking.

"Let's go to Glorbulon this summer!"
"Darlin' Glorbulon is cold this month are you sure we should stay 'ere?"

by Glorbus June 8, 2024

Gloracle

When you speak oracles from the Glory your being abides in. Also could be seen as prophetic words of future foreseen events or foresight into other's lives.

When the Professor would call upon a student leader in class, he could not refrain from speaking gloracles from his being in which enlightened the whole class and caused a presence of God to manifest that everyone could feel.

by HeavensDrunkenPleasureAddict June 14, 2024

GLOBTALAR

A war cry for death used in Chad

GLOBTALAR GLOBTALAR GLOBTALAR GLOBTALAR!!!

by toasterbathnumbertwo January 18, 2025