Glasses defined as having at a minimum 1" thick glass, large dimension lenses treated with duralumin, which is accompanied by eyeglass cord made from leftover weave
Eyeglasses that fit the description but are not coated in duralumin do not qualify as "Urkel Glasses" as they will not reflect any semen back at the original shooter
"Urkel Glasses" were originally designed to protect oneself from a being shot in the eyes with semen. Many people prior to 1989 needed to have their eyes removed after many an unplanned ejaculatory mess.
To date, 3,742,635,864 eyes have been saved by "Urkel Glasses"
Eyeglasses that fit the description but are not coated in duralumin do not qualify as "Urkel Glasses" as they will not reflect any semen back at the original shooter
"Urkel Glasses" were originally designed to protect oneself from a being shot in the eyes with semen. Many people prior to 1989 needed to have their eyes removed after many an unplanned ejaculatory mess.
To date, 3,742,635,864 eyes have been saved by "Urkel Glasses"
Jim - "Let me know when you're gonna blow your load"
Lou - "...OK...here I come"
Jim - "WAIT, I need my Urkel Glasses!!!!"
Lou - "There's no time for that!"
Jim - "OWWW MY EYES!!!"
Lou - "Oh well, guess you should have put on your Urkel Glasses"
Lou - "...OK...here I come"
Jim - "WAIT, I need my Urkel Glasses!!!!"
Lou - "There's no time for that!"
Jim - "OWWW MY EYES!!!"
Lou - "Oh well, guess you should have put on your Urkel Glasses"
by Captain Cosby Sweater March 7, 2014
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These glasses are bold, thick, geometric, and sometimes multicolor. If a single color, they are either black, dark brown, or a primary color. On may examples, the frames will be a different color than the nose and ear pieces.
Some of the best examples are worn by the following:
Kate Brown, Gigi Sohn, Colbert, Oprah, Rosa DeLauro, Rachel Maddow, Tina Kotek, etc., with Kate Brown's pair being the ultimate archetype.
This type of eyewear is usually seen combined with one or more of the following: A Patagonia puffy jacket, scarf/shawl, tote bag, insulated beverage container, Prius, Tesla, or Outback.
These glasses are bold, thick, geometric, and sometimes multicolor. If a single color, they are either black, dark brown, or a primary color. On may examples, the frames will be a different color than the nose and ear pieces.
Some of the best examples are worn by the following:
Kate Brown, Gigi Sohn, Colbert, Oprah, Rosa DeLauro, Rachel Maddow, Tina Kotek, etc., with Kate Brown's pair being the ultimate archetype.
This type of eyewear is usually seen combined with one or more of the following: A Patagonia puffy jacket, scarf/shawl, tote bag, insulated beverage container, Prius, Tesla, or Outback.
Gigi Sohn's liberal glasses sported during her FCC hearings at the capitol really made her look like a Dr. Seuss character.
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a homo-sexual drug addict who entertains anal-sex purely for the procurement of crystal-meth
-usually bareback.
a homo-sexual drug addict who entertains anal-sex purely for the procurement of crystal-meth
-usually bareback.
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Get the rubber glass mug.Similar to a skipe hunt. Car dealers send green car salespeople on a wild goose chase. The green guys search for the unit sometimes being sent between several dealerships with each dealership telling the salesperson a new story. Sometimes a device has been manufactured that weighs alot and is moved around a auto mall.
"Hey, go over to the Ford store and get our glass stretcher back!! Don't forget the safety goggles and gloves."
Common to make the fake unit heavy and ask them to go get it in summer when it is 100+ degrees outside.
Common to make the fake unit heavy and ask them to go get it in summer when it is 100+ degrees outside.
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James: Yeah, the the opponent was such a Glass Joe, he got knocked out before the first round ended!
James: Yeah, the the opponent was such a Glass Joe, he got knocked out before the first round ended!
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