The gift that keeps on NOT giving

A woman who will date a loser instead of a winner.

Wow I’m glad I’m the first in one hundred years to win all those championships. Do you think my future girl friend will be excited? The gift that keeps on NOT giving.

by RightTriangle October 7, 2019

Giving the beans

"Giving the beans" is when a man ejaculates into something.

Jim is good at giving the beans to Sally.

by Flatts1998 May 26, 2019

Giving

sexual act that is not sex basically Third Base, for example Hand Job

I went to Rachel's house and during the movie, we were giving

by yourfaveblackbitch October 22, 2017

The Gift That Keeps on Giving

My dick

*after the 3rd succ*
Ophelia: "Oh my, you're still very hard Johnny!"
Johnny: "You know what they say, it's the gift that keeps on giving!"

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 7, 2022

its giving Goofy ahh uncle productions

if ur a watermelon lovin monkey man ur prob related to Quan dale dingle, The og of goofy ahh uncle productions.

if your giving goofy ahh uncle productions then some1 is saying that ur not slaying like at all. L. anway u suck dick and it basically means ur a homo. Nothing wrong with lesbian porn or gay sex tho.

hoe 1: " ur currently giving Goofy ahh uncle productions, you monkey."
hoe 2: well, ( bc hoe 1 uses it/ suck my huge balls self pronouns ) its giving Goofy ahh uncle productions and suck my huge balls self, u should kys. like rn u fucking retard. "
hoe 3: " ooga booga"

by quan daledinglilyton October 25, 2022

giving flowers

When one guy (flogging the dolphin) walks into a room with one or more people in it (not flogging the dolphin, well maybe) and asks for a sock, but blows his load before getting it.

I was thinking about giving flowers to dave today, in his face.

by Marisssa Taylor June 24, 2008

giving him/her your two cents

anal sex

"Did you see those two fags going at it?"
"Yeah he was really giving him his two cents."

by Big JD August 15, 2003