German Fiddler

- When 2 or more people engage in sexual intercourse.

- Person 1 sticks his/her finger in either their bum hole or vagina.

- The partner grabs the arm of Person 1 and moves it in and out in a uniform motion.

- Causing Person 1 to slowly climax.

dude, i just gave that chick a german fiddler

by InfamousBrownie October 17, 2011

German Sprinter

A sexual endeavor in which one dons a German World War II garb, and chases around his or her significant other until they are captured, upon which the fun begins.

So, I gave my girlfriend a German Sprinter last night, and she really tired me out. She's got some endurance!

by Flam Drags September 10, 2010

German Surprise

A wake up call that involves evacuating bodily gasses in the face of sleeping partner, while shouting "Guten Morgen".

I totally gave that bitch a German Surprise this morning as she wouldn't make my damn sammich last night!

by stonedonajax October 2, 2013

German Malamute

A sex act that involves being forced to ingest synthetic drugs, while being anally violated by a man in his 70's with green teeth, while 2 dogs in the room clean their own testicles.

That German porno was disturbing. It was from the 70's and featured the actor who invented the German Malamute. I've heard that it's used by some underworld figures as punishment now a days.

by Purple SUV November 17, 2012

German Squishy

when you take a shit and put it in a plastic bag, seal it and then throw it at a random persons face when they are sleeping

Jon- oh man last night i gave kyle a German Squishy, there was shit everywhere

Ralph- thats fucking sweet man

by coltonz. May 3, 2010

German Phillips

A highly illegal German delicacy which is essentially a corn on the cob covered in melted chocolate. There has been a huge increase in illegal imports to Britain in recent years, causing havoc on the streets of Britain.

I had a lovely German Phillips last week.

by Silurhys December 12, 2010

german candycane

When a woman is on her period, she 69's with a man. She fills her mouth with his cum and he fills his mouth with her blood, then proceed to make out swirling the contents of their mouths together.

I gotta get my Redwings somehow, so let's get this German Candycane rolling!

by HarryBeaver69 January 16, 2017