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Grease Wizard 

An individual whom has an inordinate volume of grease in their hair.
This can occur from either applying a comical amount of hair gel or not bathing for multiple days, leading to 2 sub species.

The first species can be found in r/wallstreetbets or financial centres acting as if their important, all while attempting to be like their idol Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.

The second species can be found around college campuses, town centres and most commonly anime discord servers. They are more common than the first species meaning their smell pollutes areas and are mostly men with very poor in person social skills especially with women.
Mich: "Hey look at the Grease Wizard type 2 over there"
Michelle: "Ew, looks like he shit himself, smells like it too"
Grease Wizard by oblyboblie June 15, 2023

Grease log 

A long/chunk of wood that you have been poring you're bacon grease and/or camp cooking grease on that will then later be put on the fire at the end of the camp trip. Aka the last long.
You must also chant "grease log" while the selected person places it on the fire.
Now that its the end of the camping trip its time to put on the grease log.
Grease log by Wildandschmit June 25, 2023

Grease Intolerance 

The Worst Condition Ever If You’re An Anglophile

But If You Ate Fish & Chips Or Anything That’s Too Greasy Then You’ll Usually Get Diarrhoea On Your Shorts
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Amaris How Dare You Get Diarrhoea From Fish & Chips That’s It You’re Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded For 1000 Years Go To Your Room Right Now

Because Of Her Grease Intolerance Steven Took Away Her Electronics
Grease Intolerance by BabyTV Addict September 17, 2023

Grease Trap 

Refers to an individual, often toxic or narcissistic, who cunningly presents themselves as the ideal partner or friend, attempting to lure others into a relationship that proves difficult to escape. Much like a literal grease trap in plumbing that captures and retains undesirable substances, this person uses deceit and manipulation to ensnare others emotionally or romantically.

The term emphasizes the slippery and challenging nature of disentangling oneself from the relationship once entrapped. It serves as a cautionary metaphor for individuals who feign positivity and charm while concealing ulterior motives. Identifying a "grease trap" involves recognizing red flags early on to avoid being ensnared in a relationship that may prove detrimental in the long run.
After months of what seemed like a fairy-tale romance, I realized they were nothing more than a grease trap, concealing their true intentions behind a facade of charm and sweetness.

After months of seemingly genuine friendship, I realized that he was nothing more than a grease trap, concealing his true intentions behind a facade of warmth and camaraderie.

Sarah was initially captivated by Jake's charismatic charm, but over time, she began to suspect that he was nothing more than a grease trap, skillfully concealing his manipulative nature behind a façade of ideal partnership.

"After months of bliss, I realized that Mary was nothing more than a grease trap, skillfully concealing her true nature while ensnaring me in a relationship that became nearly impossible to escape."

Grease goblin

A grease goblin a person who doesn't shower and watches Hazbin hotel and my hero academia role play
Oh my fucking God Charlie is a total "grease goblin"

grease bunny

A female mechanic. Feminine variant of grease monkey.
"Got this grease bunny to fix my car, damn she was really hot."