god

1)An imaginary friend for adults who are not very social and believe that if they talk to the sky someone will listen to their sad sorrows

2)Leader of uncircumsized jews who was sacrificed for trying to get them laid

1)God is an imaginary friend to the socail retards in our society

2)According to my bible, God was an uncircummsized jew...who wanted to help his friends get laid then got nailed to the cross

by jess December 15, 2004

God

God is the beginning and the end the alpha and Omega the father to the fatherless

God is my father

I love God

I want to know God

by Kingngotit November 28, 2016

God

Dog backwords

My god backwards pissed on a tree.

by depressed kid in the corner December 6, 2016

God

A bitch ass hoe who can do whatever the fuck he wants.

God ate my fucking sandwich.

by ThisLittleMutherFakker November 15, 2018

God

Waluigi.

He is the most overpowered character in smash bros , even more op then bayo, fox, and meta knight, so they had to remove him from the game

Me: Have you prayed to god?

I mean Waluigi...

them: ... dude, waluigi is a dead meme, get over urself

me: THOU SHALT GET SMITED!

by theRealZeRo November 17, 2018

God

Morgan Freeman

"… I am God. God does not exist without me." Quote by Morgan Freeman

by Rosie302 December 11, 2018

God

Every thing

Wow that looks like gods doing

by Idk0592 August 6, 2017