Spoon Gooning

The sexual act of cumming onto a tea spoon, before forcing the seman back down the urethra multiple times to create the illusion of a larger load

After many hours of spoon gooning, I was able to increase the volume of my load, I'm sure my girlfriend will love it.

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 15, 2024

jitter gooning

Tying a rope to your penis and attaching the rope to a door while opening/closing the door rapidly.

Last night I heard Jason jitter gooning in the bathroom

by BylrBr December 31, 2024

Hyper-Gooning

A elite form of gooning, in which you have to gorrlia glue your hand and to cover your entire body head to toe in vicks vaporub, it should last anywhere from; 7 hours to 6 days.

It feels better than crystal meth

"Yo dude where were you the past 5 days?"

"Hyper-gooning bitch nigga"

by Dr. GOON January 2, 2025

Time-Gooning

The act of using the mystic arts in tandem with the Time Stone to endlessly goon.

Yo bro, I've been Time-Gooning with the Ancient One.

by MoistureGorilla January 13, 2025

Gladiator Gooning

To engage in a battle of gooners till the death in a Greek/Roman style arena.

Theseus was the champion of Gladiator Gooning in 450 BC

by StriderPoopie January 28, 2025

Phantom gooning

Also known as the "no hand technique" is the act of achieving an orgasm without the use of your hands or outside stimuli, just your genitals and mind

Last night was CRAZY, I was phantom gooning and had a massive finish

by Astridthestar1 January 29, 2025

Power Gooning

1. When you be gooning, and you start jorking your peanits for REAL REAL!

2. You tape a reciprocating saw to your penis, and turn it on to start the Power Gooning session.

"Yo, when did you start Power Gooning?"

"JIm, I haven't seen my family in 5 days, I've been on that hot streak thanks to twitter.com."

by Power Gooner 5090TI February 1, 2025