A toothless freak. A person who for what ever reason has no teeth and gums his words when talking to you. A person who's mouth sinks in because he should be wearing dentures but is not.
by tammy yammy from miami August 12, 2016

by Stocktown's Finest November 5, 2011

What happens when you misspell “gonna fall” and a group chat full of bored college students decides to poke fun at it. Only true goons fall ask if there’s class this week.
by Trapman39 May 12, 2020

by shaddshadd May 22, 2011

You strap a series of goon sacks together (the silver bag that holds the wine in boxed wine) so that it looks like an udder. It provides you with ease of consumption. Warning it will likely involve you lying in a gutter, covered in your own vomit and crying about your ex.
After my break up with Cori I really need to just make a goon udder and slowly give myself liver cancer, because a nice life is no longer an option for me.
by Socks22 July 16, 2017

The devil's piss
by shesparalytic October 26, 2018

when goonie comes to chathour and starts raging and slapping her ax wound to everyone shes jealous of
by clab420 October 27, 2023
